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And today we have Easter π for this holiday we always bake cakes and paint eggs π« Then everything that we have prepared, mom and grandma carry to church, to the night service, where everything is consecrated by the priest. I don't belong to any religion, but I really like our traditional holidays!
And by the way, do you know what Easter cakes and eggs symbolize?
This is a phallus with testicles, which is taken from ancient cults π
When the evil Atlanteans killed and cut into 14 pieces Osiris - the male half of the goddess Isis - and scattered him to all sides of the world, she herself went to collect these parts. She managed to collect everything except the genitals, which were swallowed by a crocodile - an Evil Spirit that lives in the Nile. For the restored and magically revived husband, Isis ordered to make an artificial golden lingam, he is also a phallus, the life-giving power of which was to be returned by annual human sacrifices. Every year at Easter, another specially chosen hermit in the midst of a cult action in front of a stupefied crowd cut off his own male organs and threw them on the altar of Isis. Over time, this ritual began to cause a feeling of disgust among the people, and the priests of the altar of Isis transformed it into a sacrifice of identified phalluses made of dough - what is now called cakes in the church. The corresponding protein smearing of the cake on top and decorated chicken eggs complete the completeness of the picture! Easter is also called a scale model of the Egyptian pyramid made of cottage cheese, thereby specifically pointing to the main symbol of the area where this pagan cult originated.