Camp WANNAHAVESUMFUN (Patreon)

Closing Ceremony and Badge Awarding Show 

Remember if you did not complete the summer with us, you may not have gotten a badge, but there's always next year!

Badges Awarded :

Having Fun while maneuvering precariously with Road Flares

Calculated Human Glitterbomb ing

Chocolate Milk Manifestation

Fish Tornado

Sneeze Portal Generation

Knots Not Knotting Knowingly

Underwear Kaiju Creation

Record For holding Breath in the Jelly Bean Pool

Cupcake Fortress Construction

Human Hamster Ball Gladiator

Jello Architecture

Ventriloquist Dummy Slayer

Dubious Duplicate

Curious Clone

Silly String Spiderperson

Rhinocerous Wrangler

Marshmallow Eye of Sauron

Gerbil Grenade

Who let this Chicken in here

The Plot Thickens

Dino Nuggies made out of Dinosaurs

Built a Villian Lair under Candy Mountain

Palatial Pillow Fort

Spent the Most Time in a TVA holding cell

Bread Flour Power

Hydra Hydration Station

Battle Pajama Crafting

Crocheted Demon Gate

Carnivorous Plant Cultivation

Amphibious Friend Summoner

Squishmallow Husbandry

Coffee By the Quantum Measurement

WereJerboa Yoga Instruction

Invisible Escape Room Champion

Moon Base Survival

Platypus Peace Accord Negotiation

Lube Versatility

Doggo Nose Booping

Snorlax Quantifiability

Museum Vandalism

International Toilet Paper Thievery

GrumblyWumpkins Taming

Einstein Rosen Popsicle Stick Bridge

Impressionist Waterbaloon Art

Naked Horseback Riding

Condiment Packet Hording

Beat Satan at Twister

Ate 7 pounds of Butter in a sitting

Discovered how many pairs of socks equals bullet proof

Grass Blade Naming

Fashion everything into a cursed bladed weapon

Drilling to the earths core

Is Actually someone

Filling the hole Shannon dug with Cheetos

Magical Sigils made of papermache

Witchtickler General

Cave Troll foot massage

Covert Soda Bottles into a submarine for a crew of 400

Rubber Band Underwear

Atlantian Legal Representation

Battle Accordion Player

From here to Saturn and back on one pack of skittles

Hair care for Badgers

Carboard celebrity cutout combat

Regional Fish Dialect

Helium Balloon Aircraft Carrier Levitation

That thing with the sponge and the hippopotamus that got us kicked out of Utah

Biting every other camper

Pillow Tsunami Creation

Kalamata Olive SLieght of Hand

Cellphone Smelling

Most Cheetos Snorted

Paper Towel roll binocular creation

Yard gravity well arrangement

Proper Rockwall lubrication

Rubber Ducky Breeding

Armored Crab Armorer

Apple Candying

Yodel Encoding

Misquito Hunting

Wifi Wrangling

Shrunken Shuriken Cookie Baker

Nascar Passanger with cookies for the driver asking if your there yet

Water Wheel Lubrication

Swung over the top bar on the playground

4th wall breaking in a humorous and musical fashion

Blindfolded Pinball Machine Imploder

Mystical Space Charades

Duck Duck 81 Ferrets in an Overcoat champion

Shark Cuddle Technician

Mime Hive Mind Progenitor

Weaponized Shrubbery Cultivation

Glitter Glue Grafitti Artist

Bog Witch Networking

Furby Deescalation Specialist

Grass Intimidation

Cotton Candy Bending

5th Dimensional Architect

Bungie Chord Tester

Inspirational Kitten Poster

Naked Space Ranger

Organic Spam Wrangler

Coconut Horse Impressionist

Hoodie Hoarding

Live Laugh Love Instigaator

Most Chairs Sat in incorrectly

Formal Cola Flavor Divination

Ecofriendly Pterodactyl Relocation

Ionic Desockification

Wooley Mammoth Tap Dance Instruction

Cosplaymancy

Most Ninjas Defeated while wearing an inflatable T-Rex costume

Invention of Vanta-Flamingo Pink

Muppet Necromancy

Clothing Bedazzler

Bedazzler Clothiers

Cardboard Tube Exoskeleton

Tube Sock Tubing

Reality Scrapbooking

Fake Campfire Lighter

Spontaneous Soulful Singalong

Camper who Lost the Most Treasure so that it would be lost

Kazoo Orestral Arranger

Giant Felt Turtle Leader

Cabbage Cart Decimation

Iceberg Navigation

Qwerty Alphabet Soup

Pez Dispenser Self Actualization

Finger gun desperado

Elected Marshal of Animal Crossing

Virtual Reality Interior Decoration

Cool Kid in every Skateboarding movie

Paw Patrol Internal Affairs Produced by Dic Wolf

Member of those cryogenically frozen for 30,000 years who woke up five minutes later

Pavlovian Jazzercize

Bird House Zoning

Mini Golf Sports Commentator

Immortal Hobby Assignment

Dad Joke Penalizer

Cthulu’s Hallmark Movie Buddy

Mermaid Flood Insurance Sales

Tic Tac Toe Full Contact Champion

Renaiscanse Statue Underwear Knitting

Soup Carbonation

Marshmallow Fluff Avalanche

The Taterville Incident

Tortoise and Turtle Labeling

Pancake Stacking Certification

Racoon Rave DJ

Cat Dragon Wrangler

Is it a pickle Champion

Vampire Disco Sovereign

Mad Hatter Tea Party Guest plenipeotentiary

Old Encyclopedia Weaponizing

Water Tower full of Gummi Bears

Accidentally getting stuck in a Super Mario Game

Deez Nuts ( Except for Macadamia )

Zebra repainting

Water Misting in the Rain Forrest

Eating the giant wheel of cheese in on sitting

Underwear Flogpole

Episilon Dodecahedron Protocol

Undead Glee Club

Eclair Ferris Wheel

Garden Gnome Defense Strategist

Only person to emerge from Holding Cell F down on Sublevel 181

Beat Sonic the Hedgehog in th eSack race

Earth Realm’s Champion in Throw Throw Burrito Mortal Kombat

Star Fish Weaponizer

Kaiju Orthodontist in training

Echo Crayon Location

Toe Beans Counting and Tabulation

Sleep Excel Spreadsheet Generator

Most Soulful covers of Saturday Morning Cartoon Theme Songs

Lost in the most hoodies in camp history

Squishmallow Sushi Chef

Caffeinated Candy Consumption

Dorito Chip Economy Developer

Grandmama Forge Bear’s Tea Dealer

Winner of the Parachute Pants Roulette Championship

Mind Ray Development

Squishmallow Butchery

Best TED Talk given while wearing footie pajamas

Jelly Bean Powerpoint Presentation

Fairy Tale Character Therapist

Writer of the Orca to English Dictionary

Chili Eating Contest Winner

Duckling Shot Put

Montezuma’s Retribution

Best Air conditioning Tech in Candy Land

Rattle Snake Salsa Dance Instructor

Pomeranian Dog Caffinator

Duck Chakra Alignment

Pickler Extraordinare

KoolAid Keg stand Champion

Renaissance Level Art Creator

Dark Matter painter

Multi colored candy disorganizer

Video Game Button Removal

Skeet Cookie Throwing

Dinosaur Crock Pot recipe

Croc Archery

Wyrm Bedtime Story Reader

Bostonian Horse Telepathizer

Water Slide Sound Barrier Breaker

Out of Control Sock Duplication

Hid the most GPS Tags on the mole people beneath the camp

Soap Bubble Battle Record

Absurdist Lego Statuary

Did that thing in the place with the robot and the loaf of wonder bread

Definitely has John Constantine in your DM’s

Lightspeed Rollerskater ( Also, welcome back from 1622 )

Furry Mascot Sport Hunting

Inflatable Balloon Man Yoga instructor

Autobot Therapist

Penguin Kickboxer

Inner Tube Cosmonaut

River Rock Pillar Champion

Carnivorous Balloon Animal Construction

Zen Zamboni Operations

Velociraptor Milking

Interdimensional Shaved Ice Sales

Space Piracy

Onion Milk Creation

Werewolf Massage Therapy

Quizzical Staring into the Burping Void of Madness

Fountain of Doubt Possible Location

Fountain of Youth Location

Hummingbird Weaponization

Vertical integration of Gummi Bear Leathality

Closing the Tentacled Pit at the bottom of Lake Dontknowitsactualdepth

Practical Ghostbuster Proton Pack Creation ( without explosion)

Darth Vader Helmet Stealing

Grim Reaper Co Ed Dance Organization

Generous Yak Hair Collection

Megolodon Stunt show training

Invisible Treehouse Misplacement ( x14)

Space Opera Falcetto

Holy Grail Misplacement

Afterlife Organization

Fish Punting Record Setter

Milk Carton Low Earth Orbit Space Station Construction

Battle Buttering while Blatantly Betrothed to Brendan Fraiser

Nonsensical Map Making

Mathematically devising a way of beating sky net with Rock paper scissors

Leaving no evidence at the scene of the crime

Tree Punching

Grog

Wild Canned Food Hunting

NyQuil Nebulizing Bomb

Infernal DMV Survivor

Flaming Pickle Juggling

Teaching Squirrels to speak Latin psychically

Switching Packing Peanuts with Candy Peanuts without UPS noticing

Sky Bison Training

4 MegaTon Diet Coke and Mentos Eruption

Rudimentary unraveling of the universe

Knows who took the cookie from the cookie jar and won’t snitch

Dances the feelings out

Explosive Cattle

Getaway Covered Wagon Driver

Cake Trebucheting

Pie Catapulting

Probably A superhero written by Stan Lee due to alliteration

Constantly making us want to listen to Queen

Most Barrels on a Cannon

Most Cannons on a barrel

Most Crackers in a Barrel

Most Barrels broke by crackers

Unexpected New Pet Companion

Grappling Hook Practioner

Mischievous Merch Merlin

Fanboat Daredevilry

Inner Tube Hotwiring

Cheeseball shot put

Arrow Catching

Ferret Musket Creation

Blindfolded Firework Coordination

Ukelele Oiling and Engine Maintenance

Sensational Slaughter Sistering

Sasquatch Nail Maintenance

Cardsharking Deities

Funfetti in all Foods

Fire Extinguisher powered Stealth Vehicle

Bootstrap Paradox Creation

Artificial Intelligence Stumping

Airship Maintenance

Admiral of the Abominable Fleet

Ikwiikwii Ambassadorship

Rubber Chicken Gladiator

Car Dance Party Champion

Accidentally made an air fryer into a time machine

Perpetually trapped in a Hallmark Movie

ROY G BIV BATTLE DILDO

Woodland Animal Physologist

Patron Saint of Neurodivergency

Leather Bound Edition Battle Mech

Suborbital Watermelon Placement

Marshmallow Peep Teleportation

40 story Grilled Cheese

Ball Pit Siren

Etheral Fashion

Apocalyptic GoKart Crafting

Animatronic Pizza Mascot Destroyer

Eldritch Lightbringer Librarian

Slinky Slayer

Kraken Rehabilitation

Dark Arts of the Cotton Candy

Macaroni and Cheese Monsoon

Large Hadron Popcorn Maker

Kayak Leviation

Pool Noodle Weaponizer

Bounce House Ruler

Eldritch Lightbringer Librarian