Euphemism Theater Presents: Female Genitalia (Patreon)

BY FAR THE WEIRDEST AND DIRTIEST THING I HAVE DONE ON HERE AND I READ PORN TO YOU GUYS! 

Also, someone explain to me how unpoetic is humanity when these are the terms they come up with for something so amazing.....

Anyways, this is UNEDITED and ABSURD and I laughed too hard at these but honestly there is so much weirdness there.