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Scenario requested by Serge Skunk.

Cue clip of Brad Pitt from Se7en yelling "WHAT'S IN THE BOX??"

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Anonymous

Doodle Request: I have a very strange Doodle Request... Stranger than usual. I was at the range yesterday and I had a conversation with some of the regulars there. The local Fudds were being extra cantankerous that day and we had a lengthy conversation over what would piss them off the most. To cut a long story short we came up with, and I quote, "A smokin' hot female goth Asian Santa Claus that majestically rides around with a bag of firearms on the back of a giant tortoise, traveling to every shooting range and smugly handing out machine guns to everyone who isn't a Fudd." My intention is to print the doodle out and pin it to the corkboard by the entrance as a joke. Since we never came up with a name for this beautiful monstrosity, I'll just refer to her as St. Gunnerella for now. This is stupid and weird even by my standards, so just have fun with it and be creative. If you'd like to be a little inflammatory, just a little bit, there could be an Elmer Fudd facsimile in the background angrily shaking his fist and shouting at her. As always, you have full reign to tweak and alter whatever you like if you think of something better or just to save time. Just for context: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fudd

Anonymous

For my doodle, could I see the Duchess holding up a mistletoe, looking all wily?