LNAF 4 (aka there is no escape) (Patreon)

Actually, after this chapter I relent, because this is as far as I got.  There's another scene with all the girls and a very clever deduction by Bonnie, but it takes place a lot later and I would have to write the part in between to get us there first.

Last Night at Freddy's, Chapter 4

(in the prize corner, Frenni has her head in the Puppet's box while Freddy and Bonnie gawk at her butt)

Frenni:  Help me step bro!  I'm stuck!

(Freddy and Bonnie lunge forward, grab her and pull, flinging her out across the room)

Frenni:  Owww!

Freddy:  You weren't stuck at all!

Bonnie:  Yeah, why'd you say that?

Frenni:  (blushing)  Sorry guys, it was a reflex.  I, uh ... never mind.  Let's go.

(they leave.  Camera turns back to Puppet's box.  Puppet peeks out, looks around.)

Puppet:  (frightened whisper)  I'm scarred for life.

(transition to security office.  Golden Freddy is looking at the computer console and Chica is looking at Golden Freddy as the other characters enter)

Freddy:  Hey guys, any luck?

Golden Freddy:  Alas, no.

Chica:  (sigh) No.  (she notices Frenni)  BAWK!!  Who is this?

Freddy:  This is Frenni Fazclaire.  She's sort of like a new alternate version of me.  Frenni, this is Golden Freddy.

Golden Freddy:  (stands, bows, kisses Frenni's hand)  Madam, I'm enchanted.

Frenni:  (blushing)  Wow... hello there, tall yellow and handsome.

Chica:  Where did she come from?

Freddy:  She was in a crate in the manager's office.  There's a whole bunch of them, but I only opened one.

Golden Freddy:  Yes, I seem to recall something about a big shipment coming in.  She certainly is an interesting design.

Chica:  What's she got that I haven't got??

(everyone looks at Chica silently for a second)

Frenni:  I could upload my schematic to this computer if you want to see ...

Chica:  Don't you DARE!

Freddy:  Oh hey, we've been trying to get into the computer to see the security logs and maybe find out why the pizzeria is closed.  Do you think you could access them?

Frenni:  I could try.

Freddy:  Here's the USB cable.

Frenni:  I'm wireless.

Chica:  Well aren't you fancy!

Frenni:  Golden Freddy, could you ... help me out?

Golden Freddy:  Madam, I am at your service.

Frenni:  Interfacing sometimes messes with my balance system.  Could you hold me steady?

Golden Freddy:  (gingerly grasps her elbow)  Like this?

Frenni:  No ... get behind me.  Wrap your arms around me and hold on tight.  Yeah, like that.

Chica:  I can't watch this.

Frenni:  Mmmm, yes, now I may wiggle a little but you just keep squeezing and don't let go.

Freddy:  So, uh, are you accessing the computer or what?

Frenni:  Oh right.  (she types on the keyboard)  This is a pretty old operating system.  I said I was wireless, but I may need ... a PHYSICAL connection after all.  (she grinds against Golden Freddy)

Golden Freddy:  Egad, madam, you're heavier than you look.  Must you move about so?

Frenni:  (blushing)  Urrrgh, Smexy protocol querying 38 instances per second!  Input demanded!  No RAM device detected!

Bonnie:  What does that mean?

Golden Freddy:  If she writhes much more, I'm afraid we'll both be on the floor.  My endoskeleton wasn't built to withstand such stresses.

Bonnie:  (points at computer screen) Why did she type "less than 3" over and over again?

Freddy:  I think maybe something's wrong with her.

Chica:  I think maybe EVERYTHING is wrong with her.

Frenni:  I'm getting too hot ...

Golden Freddy:  Indeed, she is rather warm.  It's quite stuffy with all these animatronics in here.  I'm sure we are exceeding the room's recommended occupancy.

Frenni:  (panting)  I need someone to take me!

Bonny:  Take you where?

Frenni:  Uhhh ... anywhere!

Freddy:  Come on, let's get her out of here.

(Freddy and Bonnie help Frenni stumble/drag down the hall toward the main dining room)

Frenni:  (blushing, moaning)  Ooooh, I'm overheating ... I need to ...

Freddy:  There's a big freezer in the kitchen!  You can cool off there.

Frenni:  That's not what I ... maybe it'll work ... yes ... freezer

(Foxy emerges from Pirate's Cove as they exit the hallway)

Foxy:  Well shiver me timbers, what be this?

Bonnie:  Her name is Frenni, but we can't talk now.  She's overheating!  Gotta get her cooled off, pronto!

Foxy:  Overheatin' me eye!  Yarr, old Foxy knows a thing or two about the ladies, and it's sure as the North Star, I can tell ye, tis naught but a powerful Thirst she has.

Bonnie:  Thirst?

Foxy:  Aye, Thirst.  Worst case I've seen in many years, yarr.

Freddy:  That's crazy, we can't put water in her!  No telling what might happen!

Foxy:  Yarr, I'd stake me davey this one's designed to get wet.  Aye, indeed, quite shipshape she is at that...  Ahoy there, Frenni lass, anchor yerself in me Pirate's Cove, for it's sure old Foxy has what ye need.

Bonnie:  (looking back and forth at Foxy and Frenni)  Uhhh....?

Frenni:  (panting)  Yes ... let me go ... I think he knows ... (she stumbles past Foxy into the Cove) ... please hurry ...

Foxy:  A moment's privacy if ye please, lads.  (closes the curtain)

(Freddy and Bonnie stare agog as there is a series of explosions behind the curtain, and an ecstatic moan from Frenni)

Foxy:  (re-emerges)  Ahh, yarr, that sets me circuits hummin!  Reminds me of that three-day shore leave in Sumatra.  What a weekend that was, yarr.

Frenni:  (inarticulate satisfied moan in background)

Bonnie:  FOXY?!???

Freddy:  What the hell did you DO to her?

Foxy:  Yarr, don't worry yer heads about it.  Sure I could tell ye landlubbers all me seafarin secrets, but twould only traumatize ye.

Frenni:  (staggers out from behind the curtain)  Mmmmm, thank you, Mister Foxy.  (she collapses on the floor in front of the Cove)

Foxy:  Don't mention it, lass.  No trouble at all, yarr.  (to Bonnie and Freddy)  That should calm her down for a while.  (to Frenni)  Just steer yer course for Foxy's Cove any time ye need more.

Frenni:  Ohh, I will!

Foxy:  Now if ye'll excuse me, lads, I be needin to rest up.  Not as young as I once was, yarr.  I'll be in me bunk!  (closes curtain)

(lingering shot of Freddy and Bonnie staring in horror at Frenni crumpled on the floor and grinning)