The Great Patron Drive of '23 (Patreon)

Somebody on FA didn't even know who Lana was!  What a deplorable state of affairs!

So ... what do you think she's gonna do if we get 80 Patrons?  It will probably be something dumb.  I mean hot!  Of course whatever stunt she pulls will be incredibly sexy because Lana is the Top Floozy, and her beauty is unmatched!  Don't take away my stapler!