The Kangy Antagonists Society (Patreon)

If you haven't been keeping up with Kangy lore, Typeandkey's request will strike you like a Six Chix strip:  Quaintly surreal with an inscrutable punchline that makes no sense.

However, it holds laughs galore if you recall the running gag of holiday-related inanimate objects mysteriously gaining sentience in order to be rude to Kangy.  Why do they persecute her?  No one knows ... but recently the Rude Pumpkin has been seen cozying up and playing nice with the target of this cabal's combined ire.