How unladylike (Patreon)

Major Matt Mason asked for this crude display of barbarism!

That's all the Doodles I have for September.  It's too late to request one now, but if you DID ask for one before the 15th and I missed it, give me a link to where your original request was posted and I'll get on it pronto.  You have until the 20th to do this, or forever hold your peace.