The dread sword WEAF (Patreon)

Eric Costello informs me that the quip "oooh, I'm twembwing wike a WEAF" will not be received kindly in the sword's presence.

Note:  Doodle requests, for the sake of convenience, should be made on the most recent Doodle post.  As of now that's this one, but tomorrow it will be another.  I have logged all requests made up til now.  If you think of your Doodle later, put it in the comments of the appropriate post.  You have until the 15th.