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Brave volunteer (Patreon)

Published:
2020-09-05
Edited:
2020-09-07 01:47:37
Imported:
2021-11

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But we have no planned missions to go there???

Walter Reimer wanted to see Dani dressed as one of the moonbase girls from "UFO" so here she is.

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Rick2tails

why do I get the feeling theres some subtle hidden message here?

Walter Reimer

Call Commander Straker, quick!

Serge Skunk

Well now, I'd happily volunteer to go on any deep space mission to go probing the universe with Dani hehehe. I'm certainly brave enough!

CTN

Uranus is full, but don't worry, there's plenty of black holes to explore! Cute 'do!

Simone Spinozzi

Space is a big and interesting place. Why is every body so pent up in Uranus is.... i dunno? It's just a gassy thing full of methane and ammonia. True, people said it rains diamonds inside. But that's just because everybody is so keen to probe Uranus! They really want a reason to get deep inside! I'm telling you! It's just a bland place, rather shitty, greasy, and uninteresting. And it stinks. There's plenty of other places to examine. By Jove there is a lot of action, plenty of things banging around and it got really hammered not too many years ago, It was soo epic people are still studying how it happened. Though people basically always go to Jove to look at its red spot which is a bit objectifying. There is much more by Jove than just a red spot. I'm told Venus is really hot, might be the experience of a lifetime, or might be hell. Venus kinda takes the day backwards, so might also have the side effect of making you feel younger, buuuuut it's also quite askew. Mercury just zips around like there is no tomorrow, which is almost true, but not quite. People always feel like they should take care to not bring germs near Mars. Which... yeah... It's a bit of a touchy subject. Mars has that air about which is quite a problem. Not enough to slow things down, but enough to make people always be on edge whenever approaches are considered. Makes you unstable, and a lot of people ended getting slammed and losing a lot of money to Mars instead of taking the delicate approach. Once the approach is done Mars's quite uneventful, which... apparently is a bonus point, or... almost. Mars, you see, is quite chilly, though some people say it's probably too chilly. They see Mars going around painted blood red also does not help. But it's barely even skin deep. Problem is... Mars takes no protections and no precautions, which is why it got stripped down so much, though, maybe not as much as other people think just by going by hearsay. Mars... is quite small-sized. Barely a pint of unadulterated cold and gets clouded easily. You... would not like Mars when it puts on the cloud face. It keeps it on for months, and several people basically saw their investments on Mars die because Mars did not give them time to recharge their batteries. Saturn... we... don't really talk about Saturn. Passing time near Saturn is just as enjoyable as watching somebody eat up their kids. Lots of drama, things smashing into each other and the satellites, oh, so many satellites! They hit each other and carve their path, some get so much pressure from Saturn they literally gush out. But they always revolve around Saturn. Saturn has a lot more satellites than Jove. And it's a lot Messier. Finally there is Pluto which... is just there. But honestly... People have always been crappy towards Pluto. "No, you can't be a planet. You are too small and you have cleaned up your orbit!". It showed us it has a big heart, which made people go "d'aww". But otherwise... it just goes by its own path, different from all the other planets'. And. It's always Pluto and Charon. All the time Pluto revolves around Charon. They do this little dance. You see... But Pluto shows up in pictures every now and then... Nobody cares about Charon, it seems. Pluto practically breathes its air onto Charon and it gave Charon a bright red spot. But ... you know... people think it's interesting. And that's it. All we see is that Pluto has a big heart... we never see what it's done to Charon.

Walter Reimer

Now in Glorious Marmelcolor(tm), courtesy of Major Matt Mason!