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Jeez, way to consider the needs of Hoofed Americans there, bro.

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Anonymous

"Rainy nights/we both stay in/while I do card tricks/and Gunga Din/There's nothing too good/for my baby!" - Eddie Cantor.

Walter Reimer

Naked Twister it is, then!

Anonymous

"Well, what CAN you hold well with those paws...?"

Major Matt Mason

Not even for Strip Poker? It'd be a short game!

Serge Skunk

I was going to say...I would've figured a game of strip poker would've been on the table...or in the cards. XD

Anonymous

Maybe lend a hand shifting the couch. It doesn't look to heavy and you've got your bovine strength. I bet there's probably some cool hotwheels and that Nerf gun I lost last Christmas down there.

Anonymous

I vote cuddles... maybe some lewd hand holding?