Oh What a Giveaway! (Patreon)

I have eleven copies of this left over from when it was printed back in 2008.  There's a page of smug self-serving text inside the cover, followed by 22 pages of the Springfield story from the beginning up to where Herman leaves Springfield's house and tells Zandar what he learned about her.  Includes Clyde's hilarious freakout with the mouse in Haystax restaurant!  Does not include Zandar's interaction with the space pixie because Ka-Blam wouldn't print "adult" material.

Since I don't go to conventions I had no way to get rid of these.  I still have them a decade later despite having moved to a different house, spied on the state legislature, and survived a zombie outbreak in the meantime.  I don't want to be buried with these damn things and I'm tired of dusting under them, so let me make you an offer.

The first 11 people who comment "DIBS!" on this post, I'll send you one of these comics for free as a thank-you for being an upper tier patron - and then it'll be your problem!  I'll even sign it so you'll know who it was from.

Act fast!  I only have eleven of these, and once they're gone, they're gone.

I have many of your addresses from the sticker offer a few months ago.  I will check with the 11 winners just to make sure the mailing information I have is correct (or get it if I don't have it.)