Don't think I haven't noticed (Patreon)

For the past two days I've pretty much assumed that was a mirage, but it's still there today and can no longer be explained as a coffee hallucination, a weather balloon, or swamp gas.  I don't know how it happened; my Patron increases last week don't add up to this.  I must assume this is some form of bistromathics that only works on Patreon.

Anyway, I can only conclude that you guys are somehow responsible, so I thank you.  Once I get over my skeptical disbelief then I'll whip up a more suitable acknowledgement of this pecuniary milestone.

The amount of hamburgers I'll be able to buy now .. it staggers the imagination!  And I can go ahead & get the good toilet paper.  SUCH LUXURY HAS SELDOM BEEN KNOWN BY MORTAL MEN!!!

Thanks again.  Y'all are the best.