My Bad Baby (Patreon)

My baby's got fleas.  She's built to please, with bad hygiene.

That woman's got curves that I don't deserve, you know what I mean?

Girl won't behave.  She also don't shave, and I guess that's bad.

But when the mood is right, on a Saturday night, she's the best I've had.

She's out running 'round all over town, making me blue.

When she gimme that look, she knows she got me hooked.  There's nothing I can do.

I get down and pray that my baby will stay -

You know, this relationship is a little unhealthy.