Get Your Dorky Christmas Sweater! (Patreon)

It's that time of year again when the Fire Escape Cast crew prepares for their annual GOTY Extravaganza. Mike is writing his next pretentious review. Dan is scouring the internet for the year's most forgettable game. Mary is paying money for games that are already on Game Pass. And Cool Judge Jake is getting ready to be a whole lot cooler. 

If you missed out on our Dorky Christmas sweater in 2022, have no fear! They're still locked and loaded so you can get in uniform before all hell breaks loose on December 16. 

GOTY is going to be  a bloodbath, so why not wear a red sweater that will disguise all of the stains? 

Get yours at fireescapemerch.com