Fire Escape Has New Merch! (Patreon)

What's up all you clown babies/baby clowns!

Many of you have been asking about the status of our next merch run, and we're here to tell you: IT'S LIVE RIGHT NOW.

If you missed out on the previous shirts with our awesome logo (which was designed by Alex Griendling) you can snag those here.

If you're in the mood for something new that absolutely does not embarrass Mike (we sort of asked, sort of didn't), then you can get our Special Edition "About the Author" shirt right here. Mike only asks that you never wear it in public, or at all. If he sees you adorned in these particular threads, he will take immediate action.

As a thank you to all of you Patrons, we wanted to let you know about the new merch run early. And if you happen to miss this post, don't worry! We'll be announcing with Monday's episode, and on social media, as well.

Stay sexy!