I'm Still Randy (a parody of I'm Still Standing) (Patreon)

So apparently Tumblr is loosening its grasp on the NSFW community, so seeing as I made a song for the tightening of the noose, I should make one for the loosening of it. Enjoy!

Lyrics:
You could never know what it’s like,
Logging on and seeing how you fucked this site,
There was a cold and empty void that’s left by you,
When you kicked out all the people who gave you so much revenue.

And did you think this plan could ever work?
When your market value tanked and people went berserk?
Well now the tables are a turnin’, you can’t win,
So it’s time to give us back our freaky little den of sin.

Don’t you know that I’m still randy, horny as I’ve ever been?
Wiping up a pool of feelings, chuckin’ it in the bin,
I’m still randy, after all this time.
For a while it was me and Ditty tryin’ to tow the sexy line.

I’m still randy, yeah yeah yeah.
I’m still randy, yeah yeah yeah.

Held a gun up and you made us choose,
Family Fun or perish, either way we’d lose,
The folks who stayed would see your stock go down,
And if you’re coming back here from Twitter, you can just turn around.

No I’m still randy, more than you could ever know,
We always knew that Tumblr sucked, but now it’s time for you to blow,
I’m still randy after all this time,
Now it’s time to show some titties knowing that it’s not a crime!

I’m still randy, yeah yeah yeah.
I’m still randy, yeah yeah yeah.

Don’t you know that I’m still randy, gonna let it all hang out,
Still laughing that you thought you’d win, gotta press X for Doubt.
I’m still randy, and I’ll always be
Shootin’ off about the things I think are most unfair to me.

I’m still randy, yeah yeah yeah.
I’m still randy, yeah yeah yeah.