The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0131 (Patreon)

TRS - Casefile #0131

EDWARD: Jordenmendes says: I need your opinion on this one. What’s a trait someone could have that could make them weak? Now don’t just say stupidity, ignorance, or something of that sort. Really think about it. What’s a trait that could only day become a weakness for someone?

First off, thank you for assuming what my answer was going to be; but in future, don’t ever tell me how I am to answer questions posed towards me. Moving swiftly on – one trait immediately leapt to mind. Two actually, but the second was pride, and I decided to leave deadly sins for another day. No, my dear listeners – this trait is far more tragic. Loyalty. There is nothing so crippling and pathetic as loyalty. What brings the painfully predictable Boy Blunder to his precious Dark Knight, despite the incredible risks? Loyalty. What sends the good Doctor Quinzel back to the arms of her abusive and degrading killer clown? Loyalty. And I’m sure a myriad of mental disorders.

What brings Query and Echo knocking on my door instead of my head? Well, money – let’s not get delusional here. The fact is, loyalty will inevitably lead to your downfall. Be it to a loved one, or a toxic friend you just can’t cut ties with, loyalty will tear down the walls of your sanity and self, leaving only a spoiled husk. “Oho, but Riddler”, you might say, “my friends and family give me strength!” Wrong, wrong, WRONG.

If you think your peers and loved ones are a source of strength, I’ll put a gun to their head. Then we can see how powerful you truly are. Better yet, I’ll put a gun to your head; and when you realise that your friends don’t weep for you the same way you weep for them, then you can look me in the eye and tell me it made you a stronger person. We’re all alone in this world. Draw strength from that.