The Riddler Speaks - Joker Time 01 (Patreon)

EDWARD: I'm sorry for the delay, my fellow listeners - I've had a bit of technical trouble here, but I think I've gotten all the bugs worked out. (clears throat) Thebadguysarealwayshotter asks: Mr. Riddler -

(Distant laughter)

EDWARD: Hm. Mr. Riddler. My friend Dominique has had a major crush on y

(Distant laughter, closer)

EDWARD: Did you hear that? What is that? Oh no. No. I'm sorry listeners, I have to go - they found me. I can't believe they found me.

HARLEY: Order up on a knuckle sandwich!

EDWARD: No - No! 

(HARLEY punches EDWARD)

EDWARD: Oh!

(EDWARD is knocked from his chair and onto the ground. He groans)

JOKER: Oooh! Good shot, boo!

HARLEY: Thanks, puddin'!

JOKER: Sorry, everybody! Looks like Eddie can't come to his little radio right now. But don't worry - I'll be taking good care of him. 

(JOKER bursts into maniacal laughter)