The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0097 (Patreon)

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: What do you think of Two-Face? And, anonymous asks: How do you feel about Two-Face? And, anonymous asks: What do you have to say about working with Two-Face? And, Snowkhione asks: What is your relationship with Two-Face? I know there are some things that you can't stand about him, but really I'm curious nonetheless. And, anonymous asks: It seems that you and Two-Face have become quite the popular couple around Tumblr. What do you think of that? And, anonymous asks: Why did you team up with Two-Face that one time? We all knew it wasn't going to work out.

I honestly have no idea why so many people are interested in my opinions on Harvey Dent. Gotham's erstwhile District Attorney was no particular friend of mine when he was on the right side of the law, and now that he's joined the rest of us criminal scum on the wrong side, that pattern has pretty much continued. We've worked together a few times - the occasional bank job for example - but for the most part, we go our separate ways. Two-Face has his own little coterie: the Two Ton Gang supply his henching needs, he has a femme fatale nemesis in the form of Poison Ivy, and of course if he's ever in need of conversation - he can always talk to himself. He and I represent - if you'll forgive the obvious analogy - two sides of a coin. He's direct, serious, and power-oriented, while I tend towards the indirect, the occasionally irreverent, and the intellectual. What do I think of him? Well for the most part, I don't think of him. There are usually much more pressing concerns than 'which personality is ruling the roost in Casa Dent these days'. After all, both of them want to kill me - so whatever happens, it's not likely to change my plans.