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Hello to all of my faithful patrons who have supported us in this amazing journey,

It is with caution, wariness, and a frisson of excitement that I make this announcement... for a long time, I have grown disinterested in writing fiction, erotic or otherwise. My imagination for superpowered, indomitable women running rampant with their powers—be it physical, mental, sexual, or otherwise, has become... banal. Cliche. Lacking.

But fear not! We are taking this Patreon in a bright new direction. Presenting... furniture porn.

Here's a preview sample of the content we will be working on in the future. This is bondage chair:


I know. It's spectacular, isn't it? Breathtaking. Gorgeous. You fucking donkey.

Mostly rolled up carpets with just a slight hint of pattern showing. Tinsellated tassles on full display. Couch on couch bareback fucking with no cushioning protection. Mm, mmm. It really gets my upholstery going.

So, out with the old era, in with the new!

This is gonna be sofa king ottoman-azing!

Comments

May

The puns hahaha