Advent Calendar Day 13 - Leela (Patreon)

What's wrong, short stack? Can't take the pressure? Am I bluffing, or am I betting for value? You've been wrong every single time so far... or have you? You can't know if you fold! And if you wanna know, you have to pay up. And you know the real stakes for this game if you lose, don't you?

Haha, you humans and your stupid misconceptions! You really thought I wouldn't be able to crush this game because you think it's a so-called "incomplete information" game?

Foolish. You think I'm good at chess just because I can see my opponents' pieces? This game is so much simpler than that. And I can see right through your hole cards just from your reactions with my super senses. And even if you were as cool, calm, and even as me, you could never replicate my strategy. In fact, I've already identified ten spots where you consistently misplay.

"Incomplete information?" Hah! The only thing incomplete here is your severely limited understanding of how this game, or the world at large, works.

Now, post your blind. This may be the final deal of our session...