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Hey, I was so impressed with your little speeding display in your hotrod that I thought I'd improve it for you! Look, the door opens up this way now, like all those cool cars in movies!

How did I do that? I just grabbed it with my hand and tore it off. Duh. See? Don't you think it's a huge improvement for someone as shallow as you?

This car cost how much? Hahaha! That's hilarious! How much do you think it'll cost to repair this door I mangled?

You boys are so funny! All this money for vanity, and it can't even travel a fraction of the speed that I can.

Now, how much do you think it'll cost to repair if I jump on the roof of your fancy, expensive car and flatten it like a pancake?

Or would you really like to experience the types of speed that I can travel at, with just my pretty, long legs...?

Image submitted by Garth

Model is Lily Ermak