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Hi Mom, Sis! I know it's been a while since the family got together! I told you I had a big announcement. Well, it's me! What do you think?

Why are you guys so upset? Don't you think I'm pretty? Really fucking pretty. I think so.

Oh, I get it. Are you jealous, sis? You spend all that money on makeup and all that time trying to lose weight, but no matter what, you can't even come close to... this. I'm right, aren't I?

Be nice to my sister? Oh please, Mother, no one can tell me what to do now. It's not just looks with me. I'm completely unstoppable now. I have superpowers like you can't even imagine! Watch this.

Abby lifts the bathtub over her head by just gripping the edge with her thumb and index.

And that was easy!

Yes, you're still my mother, but no, I will not change what I'm wearing. If you can't handle seeing my perfect nipples, then it's your problem. I don't have to adjust to you. Everyone adjusts to me now. I'm just too perfect. Isn't that right, Mom, Sis?

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I told you, Mom, I'm not going to change what I'm wearing. And it's not like any bra could stop these diamond-hard nipples of mine from poking through anyway.

Did I feel that earthquake that went for hours last night? Of course I did! It was me!

What do you mean, what was I doing? I was having sex. Lots of it. You have no idea how much release this new, irresistible body of mine needs now. And I never get tired either. Why should I do it alone? It's not like any man or woman would say no to me.

Oh! Sorry Sis! You were trying to get a boyfriend, weren't you? Sorry, he might be head over heels desperate in lust for me from now on. Try and find someone else who hasn't seen a photo of me yet, hmm? You'll have better luck that way.

So let's see, last night, I had sex with the people in that house, that house, this one, the little bungalow over there... hmm, you know what? It'd be easier to point out the house where I didn't have sex. It's that one. And only because they were out.

And I'll go and make another round tonight.

What about you two? What are your plans for tonight? Haha, how quaint! Well, I hope you can find something that gives a fraction of the pleasure that I'll be experiencing...

Model is Abby Dowse

Images submitted by frostcz