Caption T-day! (Patreon)

Aww, you'll shake it off, baby. I was flying us really slowly too. You still can't handle it?

No! I'm not laughing at you! Haha! Well... okay, I am! It's just too funny!

I can defy gravity and move faster than the speed of sound, and yet, you're all wobbly just from our slow trip!

Hey! Stop staring at my ass! Though it is nice to stare at, isn't it.

Oh my. You really can't help yourself, can you? Well, let me give you something more exciting to watch.

See this tropical little paradise?

I'm going to demolish it with the fiercest hurricane you've ever seen, just by blowing on it gently.

And then I'm going to ice it over with another little puff.

And nobody can stop me.

Here I go...

Model is Valenti Vitell

Image submitted by thero