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I know, another apartment complex that I own! I've become quite the real estate mogul! I own the entire East Side now!

It's been a week since my first acquisition?

Yeah, I know, I'm not doing it the fastest. To be honest, sometimes it gets a little boring, asking people to hand their deeds, titles, and keys over to me. They always agree as soon as they see me, or maybe hear me, or is it just smell me...? But watching them go about their business that slowly is sooo boring! Especially when they always pause for a few minutes, shudder, and then turn bright red with embarrassment as they stagger around bow-legged.

So I decided to take a few days off and swim in active volcanoes and vaporize meteors with my laser eyes instead.

Anyway, a toast! I think by tomorrow, I'll own this whole town. Especially after I drink this.

Don't look away... if you think I'm outrageously beautiful now, just wait until you see what I become...

Model is Ashley Tervort

Image submitted by Garth