Caption T-day! (Patreon)

Hey everyone, great to see you! It's been one week since I've transformed, and let me tell you, it's been the best week of my life! Sorry I couldn't hang out with you girls; I've been flying around the world! Yes, under my own power!

See?

Yeah, I was pretty surprised too! I just woke up in the nude, floating in midair! My neighbor saw me, but I'm pretty sure he hasn't told anyone because he thought it was just a dream. He came so hard until he passed out!

Sorry you girls can't come with me. It's so much fun... a previously 14 hour journey across the globe just takes me a few minutes now—and that's only because I'm being careful to not break Earth!

Okay, I know that it's basically impossible to stop talking about me. Just look at me! And I have these powers to boot! But let's talk about you girls.

Why aren't you in your swimsuits? We are at the beach you know. What do you mean you didn't feel like it?

Oh, I see! You're ashamed of your bodies around me, aren't you!? Don't try to hide it! Yeah, I can see right through your clothes! You girls need to work out and lose some of that flab! Although no amount of working out could get you close to what I am now...

Sag? Ha, as if! Yeah, my boobs are huge, but just look at them in this swimsuit! It's not just about their size, is it? They are so firm, so perky, and just look at this cleavage... it even turns me on! I think bras are a thing of the past for me.

And you wouldn't believe the pleasure I can experience now...

Image and concept submitted by frostcz

Model is Abby Dowse