Caption T-day! (Patreon)

Where are you? You passed out again, drenched in your own fluids as I was trying to tell you my origin story. I brought you to one of my homes where I can survey the whole city.

There's no road up here? Well, duh. Why would I need a road? I just fly.

Well obviously there used to be a road. I made people build the house for me. But if it were still intact, people would be bothering me, trying to catch a glimpse of my irresistible superbod every day, every hour, and who wants that? So I just stomped the hill with my pretty little foot, and the whole thing crumbled to pieces.

Of course my stomp didn't break my home. I have perfect control. I wouldn't perform a hack job like that. Actually, there are some imperfections in the foundations—of course, leave it to mortals to fuck up something as simple as this.

But you know what's really fun about living up here? You see that building? Over there? Oh, you're not sure what I'm pointing to? No matter.

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Boom. Incinerated with my laser eyes. See it now?

Model is Nata Lee