Caption T-day! (Patreon)

You liked my little garden so much, I thought I'd build another oasis, just for you and me!

This area? Oh don't worry, this was a rocky wasteland before I got here. Nobody will miss it at all! I disintegrated all the jagged stone by stomping through it with my invulnerable body, flicking them into the smooth silken sand you see now, with just my toes!

And of course, I uprooted some trees from halfway around the world and planted them here. It only took a minute. No big deal!

It is a big deal? Well, maybe to you, but for me, this is nothing! You think everything is a big deal, like kicking a bus into orbit. 

No, you're wrong. Don't argue with me, silly.

Now let's enjoy our private beach of my making, shall we?