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Cold? Why would I be cold in this weather?

Oh, this snow is uncomfortable for you beings? I was merely covering up my breasts because I know that none of you have any control if I don't. I don't need any protection from these pathetic so-called elements, as you seem to need.

And no, I'm not impervious to just the cold. Your so-called hot weather doesn't bother me either. I don't sweat, I don't get uncomfortable, I can wear whatever I want, as much as I want, and all of me would remain completely pristine. I've even flown into your sun, and the solar flares and radiation striking my body didn't even make me tan.

Now, if you don't hurry up and prove yourself useful to me, perhaps I will just turn this planet into a permanent tundra with my freeze breath. And then I'll shake this little ball of dirt you call Earth around like my own personal snow globe.

Image submitted by Garth

Model is Lily Ermak