Caption T-day! (Patreon)
Published:
2021-08-04 01:34:21
Edited:
2021-10-27 06:37:24
Imported:
2022-01
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You think I won because of my superpowers? No, I trained hard to gain my superpowers. You don't know what it's like to sacrifice like I have in order to run a one minute mile, to sprint a 200m dash in 2 seconds, to leap over hurdles as effortlessly as I do. I earned it.
And for the next four years, I expect my strength to be superhuman too. All the weights people are lifting now, I'll do it with a single finger. My supple strength and flexibility, along with my speed, means I will win every gymnastic routine. I'll be the only gold medal holder. In all categories. Ever.
And then I'll figure out what to train next...