Caption T-day! (Patreon)

Hey, I need more beauty serum.

What do you mean I don't need more? You think this is enough for me? You think my piercing blue eyes, my pointed nose, my perfectly tanned skin, my trimmed waist, my rock-hard abs, and these perky breasts are enough?

No, I need more. Give it to me. When I bring the world to its knees at the sight of me, maybe that will be enough.

Image submitted by thero

Model is Rachel Cook