Osaka before/after part 5 (Patreon)

You're fucking crazy, sweetie! Look at you! I mean, seriously, how much silicone did you cram into those tits of yours? You could probably float in your native Pacific Ocean with those flotation devices strapped to your chest!

And what's with that slutty blouse? Are you trying to blind the poor bastards in the front row with the glint off your fake-ass boob job? Newsflash, sweetheart: nobody gives a flying fuck about your Japanese lessons anymore. They're all too busy ogling your fake rack and taking bets on when those puppies are gonna burst out of that blouse like a goddamn volcano!

And your fucking ass! Goddamn it's like you've got two basketballs stuffed back there! Did you think we wouldn't notice? Were you hoping we'd all be so distracted by your jiggling tits that we wouldn't see your ass expanding like it's trying to swallow the whole damn room?

Seriously, Osaka, did you fall on your ass and land in a vat of silicone or something? Because there's no way a human being naturally has an ass that looks like it belongs on a goddamn sex doll!

But hey, who needs mobility when you're completely made of silicone, right? I'm sure your ancestors are shaking their heads in shame, wondering where the hell they went wrong with their lineage. Congratulations, Osaka, you've officially become the punchline to a very fucked-up SaidNuffman's joke.