Osaka before/after part 4 (Patreon)

Jesus, Osaka, your lips are practically spilling off your face at this point! Is there a stop button on you, or are we just going to inflate until you pop? You've transcended sassy and landed straight in the heart of caricature territory. What's the endgame here? You think your students are going to master Japanese faster because they're hypnotized by your ballooning lips? And let's not even start on those acrylic talons you call nails. What, did you need extra tools to flip through the textbook pages, or are we just aiming for a full-on weaponized samurai aesthetic at this point?

Hold up, did you get mowed down by a Mack truck, or is that just the 'after' look from your latest cosmetic crusade? For the love of all that is holy, tell me you didn't willingly pay someone to make you look like you've just gone ten rounds with a plastic surgeon who's blindfolded. The modern world's got you all twisted up, turning you into a walking, talking meme. It's like you're on a one-woman mission to become the living embodiment of 'too much...