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There are only two types of women

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Apocalyptichelm

You'll never know if you don't try

Ratzi

dont tell me this is a pickleglass reference 💀

Vinny L

Noooooooooooooo

Ruben

Don’t do it 😬

Nate Cr

[Live Tucker reaction]

Durks

"Time for the taste test" -Gordon Ramsey

Felipe

Please don't, this is how so many of my ER patients start from.

Andrew Thomas

War demon gonna make a bloodbath

Kevin Aquino

*jarsquatter PTSD*

Kronos992

Lmaooooo

Ignacio Segura Montero

Second image is immediately followed by the sound of an ambulance.

Ignacio Segura Montero

SPECIALLY WITH YOUR DAMN EYES CLOSED!! You’re just begging for a mishap right there.

Quill Zero

Wow this is actually very candid for you

Noah Vale

How would one find women who think 5 inches is too big? Asking for a friend

Felipe

Oh yeah, I've worked in emergency medicine for 10+ years and this one is a common one along with all manner of vegetables. Trying not to get too descriptive to avoid grossness. But yeah I've helped pull too many things out of butts and vags. Don't look sounding though. Or do...if you dare.

Walter Snider

Remember y’all, “without a base, without a trace”

Huperchild

Seeing someone shove an item in any hole online is an experience

Ignacio Segura Montero

The “Original Taste” in the Coca Cola bottle makes me laugh like an idiot even all these hours later.

Resaviour

She Coca- my -Cola til I Original Taste

e

*walter white in a car* NO YOU GOTTA FILL IT WITH WATER OR YOULL CREATE A VACUUM! DONT DO IT!!

Brent Pourciau

She is trying to tell us she can only take a 5 and half inch dick in her, not a coke bottle.