Vanity (Mini) Commissions (Patreon)

For the past couple days, the miscreants on Tellonym have been force feeding me money in exchange for the opportunity to extract personalized audio clips. If you would also like to exploit capitalism in order to exert your will on me, the 50 dollar tier will have this capability going forward.

Here are the specifics about the commissions:

- Monthly.

- 30 seconds maximum.

- Filthy, saccharine, any theme is fine.

- They're inherently exclusive, so whatever pronouns you want.

- Specific phrases or PET names are fine.

- Government names are not.

- No yelling/growling/similar.

- Must follow Patreon's rules (so no incest, rape, etc.)

Limits (WILL NOT DO THESE): Fanfiction (works based on intellectual property I don't own--because I can't legally accept money for them), Vore, Scat, Watersports, Beast, Age, Raceplay, Singing, Mast/Ramblefaps, Blowjobs (giving), Shitposts, anything mental health related.

If you were previously on the 50 tier, I will honor it retroactively. Send a message with what you want.

Please note that proper, full commissions will open at some point this year, so if you would prefer to save money for a complete audio, then I recommend doing so. Until then, these are an option.