2.5 (Patreon)

Long has it been since a consistent, filled schedule with all the trappings of what originally made my brand--not just my content--special. I've grappled with myself long enough to not only come back to a consistent schedule, but also reinstate wider aspects that were lost in the fire. I'll list what I'm willing to work on through the year (as I adjust my bandwidth to account for my returning ambitions).

- Consistency. Maybe not down to the second like it once was (things happen), but at least within reasonable timeframes barring major issues.

- Taking YouTube seriously.

- A return to public NSFW content more broadly. PornHub would be ideal but still, years later, I can't post content on it without sending them my license. Sigh. Suggestions welcome.

- Reintroduction of some of my more serious storytelling initiatives (ADN, Murphy's Law). I have plans to change their format but not their purpose.

- Refinement of SEO and clickability (without trashy titles which I'm still staunchly opposed to).

- Discord, as a notification engine. I used to have it set up so all my posts would push notifications to people who subscribed to them.

- Snarky Q&A. Minus the toxicity. I'll probably keep it to my Discord. CuriousCat also crossed my mind, but it's a dumpster fire over there. If someone has a better suggestion for interactivity, I'm open to it.

- Occasional streams to Twitch/YouTube. Either gaming or pure shitpost. I have no exact timings or details but if you remember Operation Scuba Rock then nothing about that surprises you.

- Commissions. This has been off the table for many years but I'm willing to revisit it. The basic structure: flat price (175 is my current thought), exclusivity isn't offered (I can publicly post whatever I make if I decide to), limited to M4F or M4A (with strictly neutral language), limited slots. The form itself will be much more detailed.

Some old things will stay ashes. I'll touch on this, just to be as clear as possible about where things stand.

- Singing will not return. I am a professional grade voice actor, but I am nowhere near a professional grade singer. It's bad for my content. Besides, who's gonna edit that shit because it sure isn't gonna be me.

- My content older than 2020 is, almost without exception, poor quality. I don't want to reintroduce it into my brand's bloodstream. I understand nostalgic attachment, but it's a fog that obscures objectivity. That old content does _massive_ damage to me. It is an extremely bad first impression. Forget about that shit. I know what I'm doing.

- I cannot maintain a community. While streams are fine as temporary spaces that I actively engage with while they're there, Discords are not. I don't have mods and I'm not going to dedicate all my free time to moderating the space.

- I am not in search of a beta listener, writer, or editor. These are intensely high-trust positions and I haven't developed professional connections in _years_. There's no way to reconcile the need for distance with building those connections. Solo is the only way I can fly.

A warmer, more conversational, (inevitably) more provocative energy is what you can expect. Along with a schedule I actually attempt to follow. And an old hunger.

Sorry it took so long.