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[M4A] Parallel Parking [Goofball] [Time Travel] [Mission] [Gone Wrong] [10:14] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-26 21:00:00
Imported:
2022-08

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What can I say, time travel brings out the best/worst in me.

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cupidpls

Thank you!

Kelly

"They didn't have the advancements that we had today of companionship and normalcy, so they had to use porn cause they were weird fuckin' people " Look- I came here for a good time, and I'm feeling attacked 😥😂 ...do it some more 😌

Rover

What do they use to shower in the future? Some sort of UV sanitation ray?

Eve Sinclair

Always enjoy a goofy Todd, thank you for this one

Soul Stealer

“Embiggen” it? 😂💀 I see you also suffer from the “I forget the word so I’m just gonna make something up and throw that in the mix” -itis. (I once couldn’t think of the past tense for rollerblading and told someone “Yesterday I [internal panic] rollerblied..?”) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Soul Stealer
>>84633095

Nick Miller vibes 😂 Stop being so mean to me or I swear to god I’m gonna fall in love with you.

Kelly
>>84633095

The accuracy 😩. I Never thought I'd have Nick Miller'esque traits, yet here we are 👀🥃

Tamara

if the future doesn’t have hot showers and porn i don’t want it 😂 this was great and confirmed that goofball is one of my favorite tags

Anonymous

Goofball!Todd is a menace and a gift.

Anonymous

That was a very cromulent reference to Ted Stevens, who was not embiggend by a noble spirit.

carlos

I bet it’s in my pocket

Anonymous

So delightful I had to take notes: 1) Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, shrinky-dinky 2) Oh shit, it's a ToddIS 3) *Space* is a vacuum 4) "We die here, don't we?" - Me every time I'm in a fucking Walmart.