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One down...some massive stack to go.

This story seems somehow...less credible.

Your imagination fills in the blanks.

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Anonymous

So good!! I love listening to this type stuff when I'm working on my college essays ❣️

Kelly

This gave me major 1930/1940 detective radio program vibes, but with a modern doctor who'esq/timey-wimey twist and my nostalgic, nerdy heart absolutely adored it ☺️💙💙

Soul Stealer

I also have so many questions. Who is this dude with the chicken? Why does he need to nap so much? Why does his snoring trigger such deep rage in me?

Soul Stealer

This audio made me want to hurl my headphones across the room and yell “get your life together, chicken man!” So if that’s what you were going for, way to go. (And fine, I’ll bring up my rage in ✨ therapy ✨ 🙄🙄🙄 but honestly, get your shit together, chicken man.)

Tamara

i love that this is titled lost because, like the show, it gave me more new questions than it gave me answers but i’m invested and my brain will obsessively theorize until the next episode. i appreciate audios like this that can make me sit in silent contemplation afterwards trying to figure it all out. 😌

Anonymous

“i was tireless. there was nothing you could’ve done to stop me from trying immediately.” [snoring] hahahaha

Anonymous

will somebody please pry the rest of these tapes from his hands and end my suffering

Anonymous

i’m dumb so i’m probably completely off but maybe the ‘candid content’ wasn’t recorded? i assumed it was ‘reality’ (like we’re supposed to be there with him in the past) but i’m not sure

Anonymous

what if we have it all wrong and the chicken man is just a lower middle class working father selling chicken to feed his wife and 2 kids

Alex

I mean I wouldn't assume that based on that the initial premise is that we've stumbled onto these recordings and we're watching someone in the past. But that's only implied from the premise of the initial "Lost" audio. I just assumed from this wording in the post that the 'candid content' was the listener's imagination drifting off while the person in the tapes is talking. But you know, only Todd knows for sure until we get more information, so it could be!

Soul Stealer

Lily, I love that you’re taking a real deep dive into this audio today 😂 As for the chicken dude, if he does have a wife and kids — all the more reason for him to take a pause on the excessive napping and chicken consumption. Reevaluate your priorities, chicken man; you’ve got a wife and kids to think about.

Anonymous

ohhhh i hadn’t thought of that! 😮 you might be right!

Anonymous

lmao 🤣 i thought you were referring to the guy selling chicken at first, but you were talking about the protagonist. i was like, wow this is a lot of hate for a guy probably just living paycheck to paycheck. anyway, i agree. at this rate of excessive napping and chicken consumption, he’ll be stuck in limbo for another year at least. think of the starving children at home for christ’s sake

Soul Stealer

Lol Lily 💀 I love that for a brief moment in time I was that much of a classist monster.