HAPPY CHRISTMAS 2023: ‘And They Called Her Vixen…’ (Patreon)

The night of Christmas Eve is a very important night for Santa Clawse and his reindeer, one they took very seriously. It takes a lot of preparation and sacrifice to be able to deliver toys to every single home in the world in only one night!

But even with the most practice and best meditation, errors could still occur on the big night; toys could be lost, the winds could be too strong, the waiting children could be too excited to sleep, or a reindeer could be hit with a desperate urge for a restroom.

Santa would never deny any of his reindeers the chance to relieve themselves, but he always insisted they be hasty.

Its easy to forget the pass of time when you spend a long while in a room with no windows, and Vixen was surprised to find she’d spent so long in that tiny bar’s bathroom that the dawn was already breaking in the horizon and her sleighmates were long gone when she came back out.

She’d later be asked what took her so long, and she’d answer that she encountered some lonely folks in desperate need of relief and Christmas cheer. She hated the idea of those lovely people missing in the wonder of the best time of the year again and quickly made plans to stop by the bar’s bathroom once more before the big night.

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ITS IN THE FUCKING NAME PEOPLE

VIXEN IS A WHORE.