Archangel Sariel (Patreon)

"Please, be at ease. ...No, seriously, that wide-mouthed look on your face is making me feel sorry for you. If you came to be told how stupid you looked, you could've just asked your parents."

Archangels are one of the highest denominations that divine beings can be granted. None with such a title is anything less than a bastion of purity and righteousness...or so they claim.

Sariel, at least, has no reservations about speaking his mind.