Robin-Girl (Act 5) (Patreon)

<Act 5>

Returning to the batmobile, Robin finally had time to take note of how different her new body was. It was shorter and more graceful. She felt lighter on her feet. She felt lighter in all respects. She wasn't even a hundred pounds anymore. Her boobs bounced slightly with every step. When she sat down in the batmobile, her butt felt relatively huge. It wasn't, but in comparison with her narrow waist, it was. Finally, her hair blew in the wind as the batmobile picked up speed. He didn't know that she was wearing a wig. She couldn't know that until she took off her cowl.

“Robin?”

“Yes, Batman.”

“Are you sure you're Robin and don't just think you are Robin?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean maybe you are Batgirl but think you're Robin.”

“I am Robin.”

“Then tell me what only Robin knows. What's your real name?”

“Dick Grayson.”

“...and my name?”

“Bruce Wayne.”

“OK, I guess that proves it. I do think I should call you Batgirl until you are back in your own body.”

“Why?”

“Because Batgirl has a reputation to maintain, and we shouldn't hurt that reputation. So you should be Batgirl until you are not.”

“What does that mean?”

“You should sit and act like Batgirl. You aren't sitting like a lady”

Robin noticed that he was sitting with his legs apart. This is how he usually sat, but it wasn't proper for Batgirl.

“No one can see me beside you.”

“If we pass another car they might look in and you aren't sitting like a lady.”

“I'm not a...”

Batman didn't let Robin finish his statement before correcting her. “You are now, you should act like one.”

“I guess,” Robin said as she brought her knees together.

With the true identity satisfied in Batman's mind, he continued the drive to the Batcave.

The pair exited the batmobile. Robin followed Batman to the batcomputer. They had to find out where the Mad Hatter would strike next. The batcomputer correlated the known information and worked on anticipating the Mad Hatter's next move. This calculation would take several minutes.

“What should we tell Alfred about me?” Robin asked. “You think we should tell him who I really am?”

“We must. I think it would be better to tell him now before he sees you. You wait here and I'll go up and talk to Alfred.”

“Okay, Batman.”

Batman traversed the batpoles which redressed him in the clothes of Bruce Wayne. He found Alfred in one of the bedrooms straightening up.

“Alfred, I have something to tell you.”

“What is it, Master Bruce?”

“It's about Dick.”

“What about him.”

“He isn't himself. The Mad Hatter...I don't know how to say this delicately so I'll just say it right now. The Mad Hatter swapped him with Batgirl. Dick is in Batgirl's body.”

“Yes, sir.”

Alfred had seen many strange things in the years since Bruce became Batman. Alfred had learned to take anything that might happen with fortitude and resolve. He had to keep that stereotypically British 'stiff upper lip'.

“Where is Master Dick?”

“He is, I mean she is in the Batcave.”

“How is he taking it?”

“You should call her a she now. That's what she is.”

“Yes.”

“She is handling it quite well. She knows we will get her back to normal eventually.”

“I have faith in you.”

“Now as for Mrs. Cooper, tell her that Dick is staying with my uncle in the country. Tell her he will be gone for a few days.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Don't tell Mrs. Cooper I was here. My work down in the Batcave isn't over.”

“Mums the word.”

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