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Jamie and Merrill were on their way back from a formal affair.  They
had spent the weekend in Pennsylvania and now they were taking the New
Jersey Turnpike through the backwoods of southern New Jersey.  It would
be a couple of hours before they would exit New Jersey via the George
Washington Bridge and the from there only fifteen minutes to their
house in The Bronx.

Merrill, still dressed in his Tuxedo was driving.  Jamie in her slinky
green sequined halter dress was sitting next to him in the passenger
seat.  On her lap, Jamie carried a tin of lasagna.  The lasagna at the
event was delicious, but the happy couple who threw the event had made
too much.  The guests were asked if they wanted to take some home.
Thrifty Jamie thought it was a good idea.  She took an entire tin of
lasagna with them.

"You didn't have to take that.  I thought you made lasagna before we
left."

"There are different meats and cheeses in this one.  It's like having
an entirely new type of lasagna.  Besides we need to save every penny,
Peter is going to college next year."

"He got a full scholarship."

"That doesn't matter, there are always expenses.  The scholarship
doesn't include when Peter goes out with friends."

"Whatever, won't it spoil on the way home.  It's well over a three-hour
drive." Merrill tried to recover.

"It'll be fine.  Don't worry about it.  You just keep your eyes on the
road."

Between two particularly long exits, dad started to complain.  "We have
to pull off."

"You have to go again?"

"Yeah."

"I told you to go before we left."

"I did.  I did.  But it comes on so suddenly."

"So you are going to pull off at the next exit?"

"Yeah.  We'll have to find a restaurant there."

They drove for a few more minutes.

"I'm not going to make it!"

"Don't think about it.  It's not that much farther."

"I think I'd better just pull over here."

"On the New Jersey Turnpike?"

"What choice do I have?"

"Look it should be only five more minutes. You can hold out until
then."

But when they pulled off, they pulled onto another highway.  There
wasn't a restaurant in sight.

"That's it, I can't wait."

Merrill found a secluded area on the side of the road where there were
lots of trees.  He stopped the car and ran out.

He returned to the car and told mom, "You have to see this?"

"What?"

"I can't tell you.  You just have to see it."

"Oh, alright."

Jamie put the lasagna down on the seat but she took her purse with her
out of force of habit.  She followed dad into the woods where no one
could see them.

"What is it?"

"Take off your dress."

"Right here?  Right now?"  This was a strange time for Merrill to
become romantic.  Did he want to do it in the woods on the side of the
road?  Ridiculous.

"Are you cra..." Jamie trailed off while speaking.  She was slipping
the top of her halter top over her head.

"What's happening?" she asked dad.

"Don't fight it.  Just go with it."  He had removed his tuxedo jacket
and was unbuttoning his vest.

"I don't want to.  You have to stop!"  The front of her dress was down
to her waist  It exposed her breasts that were supported by a backless
bra.

"It's...it's not my fault.  I'm just as helpless as you are."

He had removed his shoes and was bending down to peel off his black
socks.

"I'm scared," Jamie said as she stepped out of her dress.  She was only
wearing her heeled sandals, lacy pantie, and backless bra.

"Don't be afraid, it'll all be over soon."

"That is little comfort."

When Jamie was completely undressed, she reached into her purse to find
something to rid her face of makeup.  It was taking Merrill longer to
undress than Jamie. he started slightly later and he had more clothes
to remove.

Soon, Merrill was also completely naked.  "Give me all your clothes.
You can put on mine."

Jamie handed him her bra, lacy panties, halter dress, and shoes.
Merrill was about to pull the pantie up his legs, when Jamie said,
"Wait, I think you'll need this too."

Merrill looked up as mom fished inside herself and pulled out her
tampon.  Merrill never thought about that.

He took the used item.  A look of fear for the first time shown on
Merrill's face.  He bent over and with his fingers stuck the tampon up
his butt.  The look of fear was quickly replaced with a look of pain.

Once inserted, Merrill could finally pull the panties up his legs and
into place over his crotch.  They were controlled top panties which
flatten his member underneath.  he attached the bra to his chest, then
he stepped into the halter dress and pulled the strap over his head to
the back of his neck.  Finally, he put on the high-heeled sandals.
Since there weren't any buttons or fasteners needed, getting dress
didn't take too long for Merrill.

Jamie took longer to get dressed.  What slowed her down more than
anything was the buttons on the shirt, the buttons on the vest, and
tying the bow tie.

Merrill was grateful that Jamie hated conventional earrings and used
clip-ons instead.  She even had a conversion kit to make all her
conventional earrings clip-ons.  He placed her necklace around his neck
and put on her thin watch.

What took time for dad was putting on makeup.  He had to put on a full
face of makeup, just as mom had done.

Jamie had finished dressing and waited for dad.  It amazed her the
precision that Merrill was using to apply the makeup.  She also noticed
as his butt moved from side to side trying to find comfort with what he
had up his backside.

"Hurry, you can finish that in the car," Jamie complained.

They returned to the car.  The road was as deserted as it had been.
'Merrill' in his tuxedo got into the driver's side.  Jamie in her dress
got into the passenger side.  She had a tough time being comfortable
sitting down especially.

Merrill started the car, returned to the highway found a U-turn to head
back to the Turnpike.  They returned to the turnpike and drove a little
while.  Once they were on their way, Jamie (Merrill was Jamie now and
vice versa) finished applying makeup to his face.  He also coated his
nails with polish.

"What are we going to tell Peter?" Merrill asked when Jamie was
completely dressed as 'he' had been.

"I don't think we have to tell him anything," Jamie replied.  She was
still shifting her butt back and forth trying to find a comfortable
position.

End

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