Lasagna Rules (Patreon)

I guess Lasagna is now a universe of its own.  Universes need rules so if you want to write your own lasagna story, here are the rules.  (I can ignore my own rules if I like, my universe and I'm god there.)  But I'll try and follow my own rules.  They are pretty short.

1) There has to be lasagna in the story.  You can go into as much detail as you want in the preparation of the lasagna, but it has to be there somewhere.  Certainly the characters have to know about the lasagna.

2) Each lasagna should be different in some way, don't reuse an old lasagna.  I just wrote Delivery Lasagna as you know, I am thinking about takeout lasagna which is different.

3) There are at most three characters, Merrill/Merle Douglas (male/female), James/Jamie Anderson (male/female) and Peter/Peta (male/female)  There aren't any other characters mentioned by name.

4) Clothing must be swapped between Merrill/Merle and James/Jamie.  This includes everything they are wearing, jewelry, makeup, perfume, etc.  In the end the pair must be in the other's clothes in every way.  The poor Merrill who is matched up with a Jamie who is using a tampon.  I avoided that.

5) The swap has to take less than an hour.  The time to bake a lasagna, but it could be shorter.

6) At least one of the pair should not know what is going on.  This will be a complete shock to them.

7) The clothes has to fit, so it can't be a baby and an adult.  But a very plump ten year old and a slip woman is OK.

8) The swap has to be done in 'private' except for Peter/Peta.  They aren't exposing themselves to the public which changing.

9) This rule is more flexible than the others.  The story ends (in general) when the swap is over.  How other's react to the cross-dressed people usually isn't address, except Peter/Peta.

If you want me to post it here, then  reserve the right to edit whatever I post here.

I think those are all the rules, if I subconsciously made other rules, let me know.