The Elevator Hundred and Sixth Floor (Patreon)

Cardonali the magical imp was doing what he always did, he caused  trouble to others for his own amusement. Cardonali had the ability to  put any thought into a person's mind and manipulate them as he wanted  to. He stood unobserved or at least unacknowledged in the back of an  elevator waiting to see who would get in.

"What happened?"

"Isn't it obvious?  We switched bodies.  No wonder your grades are so low."

"No, I mean what are we going to do about it?"

"Do about it?  Who wants to do anything?"

"You don't mind?"

"No, of course not.  I remember when I used to be in high school there were so many hot girls.  I couldn't do anything about it because I was a girl too.  Now I can have any girl I want."

"Hey what about me?"

"What about you?  You've never been with a girl.  You have been wasting your opportunities."

"I've had a girlfriend."

"Yeah, right, that is why you are always home playing video games instead of going out.  Pathetic like your father."

"I can't do this.  I can't do your job."

"Don't worry, Mart...I mean Dad wants you to resign anyway and stay home.  He's wanted me to quit ever since he got his big promotion."

"To keep the house clean?  Even you said I am a slob."

"Don't worry about it.  He wants us to have a maid anyway."

"Then what am I supposed to do?"

"Well, Dad wants to have another baby before he gets too old."

"He wants what?"

"You heard me."

"I can't do that."

"Sure you can, just get naked and spread your legs.  Dad will do the rest.  Believe me, he won't notice the difference.  He acts like I'm not even there half the time.  Once you're pregnant, you won't have to worry about that much anymore.  I think Dad has a girlfriend.  What she sees in him I don't know."

"This is crazy!"

"No, it's perfect for you.  All you have to do is have a baby and be pretty when Dad needs you for corporate parties and whatnots.   As for me, there are lots of hot high school girls out there and I'm going to get a few. I know exactly what to say to get them.  I know exactly what to do to keep them.  I even have time to get my grades up so I can get into college.

Do you know what is better than high school girls?"

"What?"

College co-eds!  They're so damn hot."

"Mom, this is ridiculous."

"I'm not Mom anymore.  You are!"

"You have to help us return to our own bodies.  If you don't I'll tell."

"No one will believe you."

"I'll make them believe me."

"Nope, forget about it.  This is the way it is now.  Come on, let's call your job and tell them you quit starting immediately."

The elevator finally reached the 106th floor.  They left the elevator.  

"My God, these shoes.  How do you walk in them?"

"You'll learn."

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