Happy Vorentine's Day 👅 (Patreon)

Damn man, I almost feel bad. All those flowers and chocolates you got me. That super sweet card you wrote for me. You deserved a partner who would've given you the world.

But instead here you are, gurgling inside my swollen belly as if you were just another meal. And here I am, rubbing my distended gut, having just gulped you down without a moment's hesitation 😎