Not What I Meant When I Said Get In The Robot (Patreon)

Ever since the giant beasts from outer space had started invading, Earth had paradoxically seen a decrease in peace and a decrease in war as well. Nowhere in the world was safe from the alien invaders, but at least, their incessant assault had resulted in a lot of alliances being forged and reforged, enhanced and strengthened to face them. A tense and tenuous peace that only held as long as the countries of the world had a greater enemy than each other.

This peace had lead humanity to the creation of the greatest weapon in the battle against the giant monsters from outer space.

Mechanized suits that matched them in size, also known as giant robots, as the populace called them. Technically they were not robots as they weren't autonomous, but that didn't matter as the term had caught on.

The ones who piloted those robots were in turn called heroes, and though it might initially seem as if they were celebrated figures, in reality, the truth was that they were more akin to sacrifices than they were heroes, considering  their mortality rate... very few made it past more than a handful of battles.

The pilots' fate would change, however, when a discovery was made. 

The systems through which the robots were piloted were a mystery to most, as they were mishmashes of recovered technology from the aliens and work thrown together by many different scientists with many different philosophies and even levels of knowledge. The robots worked, and they could be piloted, but there were parts of them that were incomprehensible, and most of what dealt with the alien tech was still unknown.

The cockpit and control systems were almost entirely alien tech, and though it was somewhat figured out, it was, of all things, one of the silliest accidents in the recorded piloting history that would reveal a crucial misunderstanding of humanity that had crippled their ability to pilot their mech suits.

What sort of accident would reveal this?

Well...

Normally pilots wore pilot suits. Bulky protective suits with systems to monitor and help the pilot with life support and padded armored bits to ensure that even should they be rocked around in the cockpit, they wouldn't face injuries. Every pilot wore one.

That is, until an unexpected scramble forced a pilot to get in the robot as fast as possible, forgoing safety and equipment checks. A giant monster was heading towards the base from space, and there was no time to do anything other than load the pilot, a gifted young woman, into the robot and launch it as soon as possible to try to buy time for reinforcements.

That is how, of all people, it was a novice pilot named Yumi on loan from Japan that discovered what they were missing, for you see, she had been in the middle of a shower when the scramble started, and because pilot Yumi more highly prioritized saving and protecting lives than she did bodily shame, she rushed out of the shower and loaded into her robot naked, everyone was panicking.

Her body did get a few people to ogle her. Back in her home country, she was considered overly tall, but she was quite happy to find herself among the average in the westernmost country. Her double Ds drew the eye as they bounced when she ran towards the loading bay, her wide hips and butt definitely caused an erection or two, and most important of all, she knew the long and dark curtain of her inky black hair was drawing the eye, because it was the feature she received most praise on of her body.

On some level, she had to keep those thoughts away from her head and instead focus on the mission, try to focus on deployment, rather than the strange sensation of excitement and pleasure from being watched as she ran naked. She did not want to awaken to a new fetish in the middle of an emergency situation.

She did, a little bit... And then she was deployed as soon as possible, and before she knew it...

Yumi was in the cockpit, launching into the air to intercept her enemy. The humanoid robot was a simple one, looking like a giant silver humanoid with a flight pack with massive plane-like wings and jets attached to the back. Conversely, the cockpit had the least human touches to it, there were tubes everywhere, and the controls were a tiny panel with buttons and the sensors that detected her own movement, it was a little cramped but she had enough space to move and her limbs were attached to the feedback systems that made sure she would remain synchronized to the robot's movements. She was strapped in, and sent off, without even bothering to do final checks.

En route to intercepting the incoming threat however...

Yumi felt the tubes around her, which looked like clear plastic, begin to move, and then she heard something sliding and opening up, metal on metal, behind her. This was the only warning she got before, with the sound of a hydraulic system becoming active, something suddenly launched from an open panel behind her.

Another tube-like structure, except this one had a weirdly rounded tip. Almost phallic, even... and it was heading for her behind. She couldn't see it, but she could definitely feel it spearing into her ass with merciless and brutal speed and strength, catching her by surprise and dragging a scream of shock and surprise, her mouth opening widely as she felt the sting of it going into her butthole.

As she threw her head back however she saw another panel, this one above her, open up, as another tube came down, this one tipped with something that looked not unlike a medical mask with straps that moved wildly, then it came down, got on her face and the straps wrapped around her head securing it in place. When she tried to move her hands to grab at the mask, she found that the systems didn't allow her to move, her limbs secured into place by the same systems that kept her movement synchronized to the limbs of the robot.

She was about to scream but then some sort of gas, smelling sweet, poured out of the opening inside the mask, and in her panic, she breathed it in fully. It calmed and relaxed her almost instantly, and soothed her nerves, enough so that her mouth went slack and opened up as from the opening in the mask another tube slipped out, this one with the same phallic tip as the one still invading her butthole, which slowly slid into her mouth past her open lips, then down the back of her throat.

At first it was a little bit annoying, but then the slit at the tip of both tubes began to secrete some sort of fluid, and then they both began to vibrate softly inside her, both then began pulling back before moving softly back inside, spreading the secretion they were still constantly spilling out from their tips, which began to soothe her slightly strained insides... suddenly, no longer did it feel awkward and uncomfortable...

No, it started feeling good.

It was slightly disturbing at first, but as they moved, she began feeling better and better.

So much so that she almost didn't even notice when another tube came out from the opening behind her, this one moving a lot more slowly, wrapping around her leg and making its way up to her crotch, where its tip opened up to reveal another mask-like structure, this time a small cone, as well as a good dozen tiny tendrils tipped with little clamp-looking protrusions at the end.

The tiny tendrils moved swiftly, there were fourteen in toal, six on each side clamped down on Yumi's exposed labia and then pulled her cunt lips apart, revealing the still mostly dry pink insides of her pussy, only the barest hint of wetness remaining from the shower she'd been taking, and growing evidence of the work being done by the tentrils in her anal passage and her throat, as a much stickier substance than water was becoming more evident with the movements of the mechanical tubes inside her.

The remaining two tendrils then moved to where her clit was hidden, and they clamped onto the soft flaps of skin that were hiding the little button, which wasn't quite ready to come out yet. They were sensitive and Yumi let out a muffled, mewling cry within the mask, not quite able to word out anything with a slick metal tube going down the back of her throat... a scream that intensified and turned from surprise and pain to shock and pleasure as the clear-plastic like cone fit itself into place around her clit and shrank down until it was the right size to encompass only the now prominent clit, applying suction.

While she was shaking and trying to scream out her response to this act, she was totally unable to notice that yet another tube was coming out from the same opening below and behind her, this time wrapping around her other leg. It was much thicker than the other tubes, which were roughly the size of her finger, this one was closer to the width of her wrist, and it moved with purpose.

Her cunt was still wide open, and her breeding hole, her vagina, was right there, ripe for the taking.

The machine didn't waste time, shoving the big fat tube, with its even more phallic tip, into the opening to her babymaking hole, already leaking that thick and slick substance from the tip, looking to be a yellowish white color with a viscous, almost creamy, consistence. Yumi was, despite her remarkably good looks, a total virgin. She had always been more focused on her career than in boys, and had pursued an education above all other things. She had been approached, of course, but she had never really connected with anyone... the most she'd done was kiss a boy when she was twelve, and hadn't gone that far again since...

And yet here she was.

Getting incredibly horny as the very mecha she was piloting had claimed not just her virginity, but also her anal virginity and making her give the very first blowjob she ever gave. And even more importantly, making her enjoy it.

The tubes were now all moving, and they increased the rate at which they were spewing the white substance which was making her slick within and being absorbed into her body.

Yumi felt a sting in her pussy that suddenly became agonizing for a brief second, her clit was on fire, something had stabbed into it, she saw a needle retract back into the cone tendril on her clit, only for it to suddenly start growing - both the cone, and the clit inside it- and stretch and shift in position and size.

Her clit expanded, and lengthened, and stretched some more, her entire body was on fire as every nerve flared, pain and pleasure at first in equal measure only for it to be more and more pleasurable, the pain forgotten soon enough, and then Yumi noticed that her clit was now longer and thicker than her middle finger, no, it was even bigger than two or three of her fingers together, thick, red... her clit had grown into a clit-dick, and it was still caught in a clear plastic-looking cone that then began to suck even harder.

Things began to light up around her, everything becoming more clearer. Two more metal tubes tipped with clear plastic tones dropped from above, heading towards her chest. Each of them took one of her breasts. 

Again, she felt something stab into her, this time it didn't even hurt at all as needles came from the tubes, and slipped into her nipples, injecting something into her once more, like liquid pleasure coursing through her, before retracting. Her breasts burned for an instant, and then began to swell. She felt them become heavier, they could already be heavy but now they were actually straining her...

At least until they began to suck like the one around her clit-dick.

Instead of sucking out whatever they had injected, however, her breasts began to spew out a watery, at first very clear, then increasingly more whitish, fluid, it was never quite the white color of pasteurized milk, but it was very obviously a milk-like substance.

Yumi didn't know what breast milk was supposed to look like.

The only thing she knew was that she was having some sort of milk drained from her breasts, and it felt good, no, it felt positively amazing, and she was getting her breasts drained even as they continued to make more, it felt even better!

The systems turned online as the sucking intensified, as the metallic tubes in her pussy, her asshole and her throat all began to move even faster, going deeper, moving back and forth.

Yumi blinked a couple tears from her strained eyes, as she realized that she was feeling so much more in control than ever before. Though she wasn't even interacting with the controls that were there to help humans control the alien machinery that formed the core of the mecha, somehow, she had more control than ever. The robotic limbs responded instantly. There was no resistance anywhere.

She didn't even have to move her body, it seemed like the robot would answer to her very thoughts, or rather, it would answer before she made the movement, yet at the same time, it obviously wasn't following her every motion - only the ones she wanted it to.

Important, considering that she was twitching and shaking and mewling and moaning, which would have the robot shaking in the air.

She opened her eyes, and rather than seeing into the screen of the mounted cameras all over the robot, instead, it was as if it was her own eyes seeing out of multiple angles. She drew the massive knife and the high caliber cannon that had been fashioned into a pistol for her mecha, applying some human design to alien weapons.

She could see the enemy not far from her, a giant asteroid with fleshy tentacles coming out of it that broke its rocky surface to reveal a scaled lizard-like monstrosity mounted on half a flying rock, with large tentacles tipped with toothy mouths and clawed spikes.

The battle was...

Extremely short lived.

With the robot answering to her instantly, and with any doubt and hesitation wiped from her mind by the increasingly more intense stimulation... she had nothing other than her connection with her robot in her mind. She had become one with her machine, especially as she felt it drive her closer and closer to orgasm the better she performed in the fight.

For the first time, a battle was finished without even a single bit of damage taken by the mecha, avoiding millions in losses... and most important of all... a great discovery was made.

The final strike of the battle was a stab to the creature's head at the same time as Yumi shot the massive monster's spherical core.

At the same time as she pressed the trigger to land the final shot on the creature, Yumi also felt every tendril inside her suddenly attack her all at once, she felt each of them strike at her most sensitive and weakest spot, her throat, her asshole, her pussy, her clit-dick, her tits, every part of her, she was getting drained and stuffed and even more fluids were being pumped into her.

Her climax came as the enemy's core shattered, and she experienced a multitude of orgasms all going off at once, cumming with her throat, cumming with each of her breasts, cumming with her asshole, cumming with her pussy, cumming with her clit dick and cumming with her very mind as she was presented with the most intense satisfaction of her very life.

Her incredible victory was recorded. She was interviewed. Investigations were made, and startling discoveries led to a change in how the world fought the monsters that had nearly made it submit.

Yumi was hailed as a heroine, for discovering the true way to pilot the robots, and became a famous, and incredibly effective, pilot going forward.

Of course, the truth was never revealed to the public, who thought that Yumi was a consummate soldier who fought for the world's safety, and canonized her as a saint. Only those in the know, who had the right access to classified information, knew that Yumi had become infatuated with the pleasurable high of becoming one with her robot.

Yumi was quoted as saying "my handler told me 'Get in the Robot Yumi', but the trick was that I had to let the robot get into me" and while most thought it was a philosophic thought mangled by a language barrier, those in the know would always react to the phrase with a chuckle, a smile, and sometimes, an erection. ..