Hotel Chaldea Ep. Shutendouji (Patreon)

For some reason, Shuten's subordinate just... 

"Is it bad that every time I look at her, I can't stop thinking about bananas?" you asked, idly running a hand over Shuten's thigh, even as she drank, taking a sip from her saucer.

She responded with a satisfied sigh. "Bananas are delicious," she said, humming, "Ibaraki is delicious," she added, taking another sip, leaning her back against your chest.

Despite your misgivings... it was actually surprisingly comfortable to sit like this. Cross legged at a low table, set with food and drinks, for a short and honestly quite calm party. Only a small handful of people had shown up. A classy older gentleman who went by James, an extremely well muscled and cheerful blond lad named Kintoki, Raikou who kept glaring at Shuten even as she unsubtly kept trying to break up any sort of conversation between her and the blond lad, and Shikibu, who kept stealing glances at Raikou, Shuten and Kintoki and blushing, and insisting you call her Kaoruko

Drinks and food were served by Ibaraki, who was dressed in a kimono that was somewhat reminiscent of a japanese maid.

Eventually at some point, Master had come by and dragged Raikou and Kintoki away, while Kaoruko had to leave, alongside James, who explained that she was going to be reading a story to some of the kids who lived in Chaldea and he had his own business.

He said he'd be plotting the greatest crime nobody'd ever hear of.

This left you with just Shuten and Ibaraki, who Shuten had wasted no time in ordering to clean up, leaving only a pair of drink saucers and a big blue bottle shaped almost like a giant peanut, two bulbous glass orbs swirling with slightly whitish fluid, which she effortlessly lifted and poured, refilling her saucer, and filling yours.

Grabbing it the way she'd showed you, you met it with hers, and then both of you drank.

"Y-Yeah," you agreed, heat coursing through you. That was some powerful alcohol, but it was also mind boggingly delicious. "This... is quite good," you muttered. "It's very strong but it doesn't feel like it," you commented, feeling the aftertaste, "and it tastes so good."

"Innit, sweetie?" Shuten said, snuggling against your chest. "Ahn, I couldn' ev'n hold a conversation," she hummed, "with the golden boy..."

She actually looked a bit distraught, over that fact. You didn't need to be a genius to be able to tell that there were feelings there, but at the same time... it didn't seem exactly like that either. Raikou was... well she acted very strange around those two. Even when she got distracted in any way, it seemed like the moment Shuten attempted to interact with Kintoki, she'd zero in on that like a mother hen protecting her chicks from a fox.

Your hand began rubbing Shuten's thigh, moving to the inner side, caressing from her knee to her crotch, softly but insistently. She spread her legs a little, giving you easier access. Her fancy purple kimono was entirely open by now, revealing her black underwear, which seemed to be lingerie made of black tape. You put the saucer down, and then your other hand snaked around to Shuten's torso, and began rubbing her tummy as well. 

She was short, a bit shorter than most even, but it had its advantages, especially when it came to situations like this. You played with her body, and she simply allowed you to, your hands exploring all over her irresistibly soft and smooth skin, tracing the countours of her flesh.

The curves of her body were simply delightful to behold, and even more incredible to lay your hands upon. Your hands traced her thighs, their deliciously round shape and their prodigious size, trailing up her hips, flaring widely, among the most womanly and well developed in all of Chaldea, tracing up her sides and towards her chest, where your hands played with her tape covered breasts, not much up top, but enough that you could feel their soft texture through her lingerie.

She let out a soft, lewd and enticing moan. "Ahhn, sugar, keep doing that," she hummed, moving her butt a little, rubbing against her crotch.

"If you keep going like that," you whispered into her ear, "you're gonna get me up, and then I won't be satisfied with some dry humping."

She offered you a smirk, looking up at you. Shuten was one of the women of Chaldea who appeared very different from the pack. Not just the deep purple color of her hair, or the prominent fangs she sometimes displayed when she grinned, but also a pair of lovely horns on her forehead. You got a pretty good look there, it wasn't a headband, they were part of her body for sure.

They were... quite pretty, surprisingly. One of your hands came up and began playing with her right horn, while your other hand moved lower, tracing a line from her chest, following the black tape of her outfit, and reaching her crotch, playing with her small but puffed up mound through her lingerie.

Shuten let out another lewd moan, uncaring to hide her voice, followed by a sigh of pleasure and satisfaction, and a lewd whisper of pure sex, "touch me more," she demanded.

Which you complied to of course, stroking her horn a little bit more insistently while your fingers began to run back and forth, rubbing her tight nether regions through her erotic underwear, while she tilted her head up, looking up almost pleadingly. "Kiss me, sugar?"

You couldn't deny her such a request, and so you tilted your head down and first pecked her lips, but it was obviously not enough to sate her desire, because she claimed your lips furiously, her tongue rapidly entering your mouth, and beginning to dance with yours.

As this happened, you never stopped playing with her body, even as she moved about, and pulled your rapidly hardening cock from your pants, unzipping them and then working your cock out of your underwear, revealing that you were already at half mast and getting harder. Your hands were on her horns and thighs, as she began to rub her pussy directly against your cock.

Your lips parted from hers, and you panted, the intense kiss leaving you almost gasping for air. One of Shuten's hands was on your cock, helping hold you in place and stroking you, while she continued humping you, while the other was on her lips. "Ahn, what a kiss," she hummed, "yer' quite the expert, mmhm," she hummed, her voice feeling like the erotic caress of a tongue flitting through your ear, feeling like she was having sex directly with your brain when she spoke to you.

"Mh... you're not, bad at all, yourself," you panted, wincing a little. "Still feels odd to do this... right in front of Ibaraki, nff," you winced again when Shuten rubbed her cunt against your cock especially hard, letting you feel just how wet she was, the tape doing nothing to prevent you from feeling her arousal through it, directly on your cock, powerful wet heat promising you intense and incredible pleasure.

Shuten giggled, her almost musical voice arousing you even further. "Ahn, but, mmhm, you've, ahhn, you've, done it with us both, before, have you not?"

"Yyyeah," you whispered, "but she's not participating, now, is she?"

Shuten giggled, and then your eyes trailed to where Ibaraki was... stealing glances at you and Shuten, though she alternated with pigging out on the sweets she had obtained. Adults going trick or treating was not exactly frowned upon in Chaldea, considering there were only a small handful of children in Chaldea period, but Ibaraki was a bit of a weirdo even among them, being probably the only one that was purely motivated by candy, rather than the fun of putting on a costume and going around wearing it.

"Pay her no mind," Shuten said, "she'll indulge in her gluttony until she explodes, and spend the rest of the day whining about her stomach ache," she said. "She's adorable, but foolish."

Well, that was a very... succint summation of Ibaraki, in your opinion.

"Let us, ahhn, take'r minds offa sweets, an' instead think of meat," Shuten spoke, purring each word out as she stroked your cock with hand and labia,  "an' I c'n think of'nother, hm, thing, ahn, ah great chaser to the wonderful alcohol we had!" she continued, and then she moaned out loud as she finished speaking, the hand that wasn't on your cock reaching for the front of her lingerie, her finger running down the middle, splitting the tape that made up the only barrier between your sex and hers.

She looked up at you, and you looked down at her. "Ahhn, my seat, what a perfect seat," she moaned, "y'jus', stay~!" she moaned, lining herself up, "hard~!" and then pushing herself down, engulfing your cock with her extraordinarily tight and small cunt. Befitting her short height, her pussy was a small one, though also befitting of her wide, womanly hips, she was able to take you in just about well enough that it was not painful, but instead intensely pleasurable

When she took you in, it felt like you were being consumed, like she was liquifying you and drinking you in. It felt strange, to be so thoroughly... taken, in such a strange way. Like for a moment, your mind melted and faded and came apart, rainbow lights taking over your vision.

Audible sex caressed your ears and your brain, drilling into you from both sides, at the same time as her internal folds and walls caressed your cock. She wasn't moving, at first, but slowly she began to, slowly she pulled up, moving her hips, just a little, and then pushing back down.

You moaned, and she moaned, and then the two of you were kissing once more, only for her to begin moving again. The strange position made it difficult to move, but she was making great progress, bouncing her wide hips on your cock, picking up speed and giving you increasingly more intense pleasure.

Your hands moved of their own accord, running all over Shuten's body, taking in every single part of her, caressing her arms, her legs, her biceps, her thighs, her forearms, her calves, her cheeks, her horns, her thighs, you even ran your hand along her throat, along her tummy, finally settling, with one hand on her chest, and another on her clit, flicking both violently as Shuten began to bounce her hips on you in earnest.

The two of you weren't making love, it wasn't a passionate lovers' embrace, no, you were fucking. You were hungry for it, she was hungry for it. It was not about fulfilling an emotional need, it was about fulfilling a physical need, a craving for sex. Your body craved hers, and her body craved yours, right at that moment it didn't need to be any more complex than that.

"Ahhhnng, yyyeeeesshh, shuggaa~!" she mewled, eyes almost rolling up. "Y-yer', amashin! B-Besh, sheat, evahh~!"

You screwed your eyes shut and tried to hold it in, you tried to be absolutely, totally certain that you would make her cum first, only to realize as she started convulsing on top of you, that it was impossible to hold it in when she went buck wild, her vaginal walls tightening around your cock simultaneously, feeling almost like a hundred thousand fingers all wrapped around your cock at once, squeezing rhythmically, milking you.

At that very moment, Shuten pulled up, and managed to pull herself off of your cock entirely, dragging her sloppy, wet cunt, still gushing with her fluids, down the length of your cock, even as you began to spray your thick white seed into the air, the intense pleasure and your attempt at holding back creating extra pressure, the cum shooting past your immediate vicinity.

Shuten moved her hips, ever so slightly, and how she had the presence of mind to do it even as she was melting in her own orgasm, you couldn't even imagine, but she did, and she guided your cock to spray your semen where she wanted it.

And specifically, it landed on the large chocolate-coated banana that Ibaraki was holding in her hands, making it look like it was covered in a thick glaze, not quite opaque or fluffy enough to look like cream.

Ibaraki's jaw fell.

Shuten let out a long and satisfying sigh. "Mmmhm... let thish, hnng, be my contribugh, shionh~!" she mewled, "t-to your, haaaah, halloween haul, my sweet banana oni~!"

Ibaraki looked at Shuten, then she looked at you, then she looked at her cumcoated banana, and while pretending to be grossed out, devoured the banana, enjoying it openly and obviously while at the same time trying to convince you that she wasn't.

Shuten moved a little, pecking your cheek. "Mmmh... you're, a great seat, hnng... I might need to ask, for your help, during the next Oni meeting," she said, sighing. "I'm sure you'll make the boring reunions, go much, faster," she said with a small smile.

You sighed, then let out a low chuckle. Damn... You thought you'd gotten the upper hand there for a moment. "I don't think they'd appreciate ah, a glazed banana," you suggested.

Shuten closed her eyes. "We'll see," she said, laying her back against your chest. "For now, please hold me as I rest, mister chair," she said.

And so you did, and you would... not minutes later, however, you were already starting to stir, your cock stiffening...