Hotel Chaldea Ep. Chevalier d'Eon & Marie Antoinette (Patreon)

"Hey-"

Your words were interrupted by an extremely lewd and long moan, as a woman with mint green hair, a fancy hairband with white horns and not a single article of clothing on her arched her back, moaning again, even louder the second time. You saw mostly only her back and even then, only peering through the curtain of her extremely long, silky hair, but you could tell she had her hands between her legs.

The sound of wet, sloppy and unrestrained licking, sucking and swallowing was coming from behind her, what you couldn't see... but it wasn't hard to imagine what it was.

Her lewd and wailing moan trailing off, the minty fresh haired woman almost collapsed, slumping quite noticeably, catching herself with her arms before she fell off the desk.

"Kiyo, baby, get off the desk now."

Ritsuka's voice came from behind the woman, Kiyo as she'd called her, who grumbled something unintelligible, before Ritsuka laughed. You saw the Master of Chaldea's arms grabb onto the woman's shoulders and pull her off the desk, sitting on Ritsuka's lap now. 

Ritsuka's face was noticeably wet and shiny. There was no doubt as to why.

"Sorry about that, I can't really contain myself lately. Craved myself a little Kiyohime shaped snack, and couldn't resist, I wonder why," she said, raising an eyebrow. Obviously, she knew exactly what the reason was. "It's become a real problem you know," she said, "but I guess you're not complaining, are you?" she asked, turning to the woman in her arms and lap, who giggled drunkenly, then raised herself to peck Ritsuka's lips.

"Won't Mashu get jealous?" you asked, idly. "You're married now."

Kiyohime pouted. "Anchin is mine," she said, huffing.

Ritsuka laughed.

As did you. There was a level of absurdity about the statement you made that simply... hit different. Mashu wouldn't get jealous. Mashu trusted Ritsuka so deeply and completely that she had no fear of losing Ritsuka, and knew without a shadow of a doubt that no matter what happened, she'd have time dedicated to her.

Kiyohime huffed, burying her head in the crook of Ritsuka's neck, clearly refusing to pay any more attention to anything else.

"Anyway..." Ritsuka muttered, "normally these are... well," she said, grabbing one of the files strewn over her desk, then moving it aside to reveal a familiar pad. One that'd been the start of many a great night. She passed it to you. "This is a request for you," she said. "Since a pink haired blabbermouth couldn't keep his mouth shut," she said, "unless someone was stuffing it... let's just say that there's a bit of a rumor going around, and..."

You grabbed the pad and read the request.

"Marie Antoinette, huh? She's super cute... this is a woman, right?" you asked, frowning idly. The pictures showed a youthful looking woman, wearing a red dress with a large hat. Considering the mention of the pink haired blabbermouth... Your alerts were raised.

"Yes, she is," Ritsuka confirmed. "But she's only one..." she muttered, tapping the pad with her finger. "This is the other one."

You nodded. An extraordinarily beautiful blonde... or blond? "This has no gender tag," you said, gesturing at where the information was missing.

"Don't worry about it," she said, "the parameters are simple. Marie will explain further, but only take this one if you're comfortable with it, alright?" she said. 

Well... if it was like Astolfo, who was cuter than many girls... d'Eon was impressively cute, as well... Well... "I'll take it."

"Good. Marie will give you more details," Ritsuka said. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll have to get back to work," she said. "Kiyo, love..."

Giggling, the naked woman almost slithered down between Ritsuka's legs, under her desk. Ritsuka gave you a smile and a wave, and as you left the office, you were already hearing the sound of Ritsuka's cunt getting devoured ravenously. As you walked towards the room that the pad had specified, you passed by Bradamante and Astolfo, once more dressed in maid uniforms. Astolfo looked quite pleased with himself, while Bradamante looked upset.

They were in a hurry, so you waved at them and they waved back. Bradamante mouthed "kill me" but you figured that was probably just tedious work.

Finally, you made it all the way to the correct room, and entered. Inside was a surprisingly well done recreation of a very... french royalty room. You couldn't quite explain it, but the frills everywhere, the tasteful but not too opulent decorations, the paintings in the walls, even the decorative grand piano... everything was just sort of very retro, French Aristocracy style.

The end tables, the posts of the bed, the curtains that formed its canopy, the sculpture of a naked woman on one corner... it just sort of gave you a strangely "we bought the most expensive stuff we could find without regard for its price, and lucked out that it looked tasteful" impression. 

Like somebody who just had an innate sense of aesthetics and didn't have to think about it.

"Huhm... anybody in here? I was sent here by the Master, I'm-"

"Ah! Yes! I did ask Master for a little bit of help!" 

The curtains of the bed opened, to reveal a distressingly beautiful woman in an almost comically short dress. She was Marie Antoinette, as the pad had indicated. Her hat was nowhere to be seen, at first, until you spied it behind her, resting on the bed's pillows. She looked you up and down, then nodded.

"Yep!" she said, giving you a thumbs up, "you look just about manly enough to make this work! A regular, how do they call them? An alpha macho?" she said, giggling to herself. "Ah, all these new words are just so fantastic, don't you think? so descriptive and specific, I love the language today's youth come up with~!"

You blinked. "Ah? That's-" not the words you'd use to describe yourself, but... if she was happy, that's all that mattered. "I, er, Ri- Master said you'd tell me the details?"

"Yepperoni!" she blinked. "No, that doesn't quite work," she said, shaking her head. "Ah nevermind," she said, pulling the curtain open the rest of the way, then gesturing grandly with her hands. "This is your mission!" she said.

And what she was gesturing at, or rather who, was the second person Ritsuka had shown you. That same beautiful, golden blond hair was in disarray now, and that distressingly perfect, flawless and pale skin was covered with sweat, and flushed pink with hot blood coursing through underneath.

You blinked. That... was undoubtedly a male. At least, physically. A cute, smooth and downright cute looking ballsack and a three inch long penis, slightly red, and looking so hard it could explode at any point. It was... cute. There really was no way to describe it. Framed by thighs that were slightly too well shaped, not quite fat but with a roundness to them that was just perfect... 

More blinks came, but the image of the almost impossibly cute male before you wasn't realigning. Yep. Still had a dick. d'Eon was laid on his back, with his legs raised in the air, holding them up with his arms, and he spied at you from behind them, face redder than a tomato.

"My Chevalier is among the greatest beauties in all the world!" Marie bragged.

"Ahhh, nooo, my queen, my queen, your beauty, eclipses mine, at-"

"Shush!" Marie said, "humility has its place, but casting doubt on my words is not it," she said, tutting. "Just take the praise!"

You chuckled. Marie seemed to have any self worth issues well in hand. "So you want me to..." your eyes looked at that perfect ring, set between almost spherical buttcheeks, barely visible. 

"That would be correct!" Marie said, humming. "But we are not quite ready yet, you see, it's my Chevalier's very first time," she explained. "Unlike Sir Astolfo, it appears this cute knight's not quite as experienced with that role!"

d'Eon's cute face scrunched up. "I- I'm usually on top!" he protested.

You hummed. "So you need..."

Marie nodded. "Please..." she said, "while you wait for me to finish the preparations," she continued, giving you a smile, then turning around and getting on all fours, coming almost face to butt with d'Eon, but turning to face you before she did.

This angle gave you a look up her dress, and revealed she was not wearing any form of underwear whatsoever. "If it would please you, would you start with me? Ah! But please, do not touch my vagina... That is for my husband only," she said.

She was married? The idea faded as your eyes became transfixed on Marie's shaking ass.

"Ahhh, your majesty, this- this isn't- that's a dirty place, you should never put your mouth there!"

"Nonsense, there is not a single dirty place in your beautiful body!" Marie said, seriously. "Now, please- I took the liberty of lubricating myself earlier, have no hesitation, I am quite- nngyaan~"

You were behind her in a flash. One hand held her hip, the other was already probing her butthole, your finger finding her tight rosebud offered only a moment's   resistance, almost as if it wanted to give you a hint of what was to come, then opened up to let your digit through. She was quite slick within, your finger went in easily, and even a second, as you played with her ass.

She gasped, and moaned. "Ahhn~ You're quite good at this!" she mewled, her voice starting to come out in almost musical, rhytmic cries. It was soothing and pleasing to the ear, stoking the flames of your excitement as you decided she was, in fact, ready, as she had said. You fished your cock out of your pants, unzipped at the front.

She giggled. "Ahhn, that's quite the nice one~!" she said. "Mmhm, you are quite a gifted one," she said, "I can't waiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhaaaah~!"

As she started to speak, you poked her back door with the tip, and as soon as she seemed distracted, you began pushing. Once more, an instant's resistance that soon faded, and her anal passage opened up to swallow you whole, sucking you in intensely, clamping down almost as soon as you had passed the tight ring of flesh of her anus, which never stopped applying pressure either.

Going into her was like sticking your dick into a vice grip wrapped in moist and warm velvet, it was definitely an experienced hole, taking you in almost without any issue whatsoever, and adapting quickly to the shape of your cock. 

She was a master anal slut, and it showed, as you hilted yourself. Despite her being on the thinner end, she'd had no trouble whatsoever taking the entirety of your cock up her asshole without even a hint of trouble, hell it seemed like she welcomed you even!

"Ahhh, nyeess, yeeeeesh, as I exchspectheedd~!" she mewled, "you, you are, guhaah, amashin'!" she said, grabbing onto d'Eon's thighs, and spreading them. You saw d'Eon's own panicked expression, and trailed down, eyeing up that deliciously smooth, almost feminine chest, lacking in outwardly bulging muscle, but looking very much in shape... that flat, perfect tummy, and that belly button you wanted to play with... Truly, d'Eon was so beautiful he'd put many women to shame, much like Astolfo.

But more importantly...

d'Eon seemed to panic, trying to keep Marie from doing what she wanted, but she heeded not his protests, diving down, and as soon as your hips came into contact with hers, your crotch against her butt, she seemed to have reached her destination, planting a wet and noisy kiss on d'Eon's own asshole.

d'Eon's voice came out in a lewd shriek, and you saw his small but sturdy looking dick twitch, several times, before spurting several thick looking, almost ropey strands of pearly white cum, all over his own tummy.

You laughed, but didn't waste time, rapidly beginning to give Marie a taste of her own medicine, overstimulating her ass the same way she was doing to d'Eon's own ass and your cock. The woman was incredibly lewd, and she deserved the punishment you were laying down upon her. As she continued to eat d'Eon's ass, giving him the most luscious and excessive rimjob you'd ever witnessed in person, your cock plundered her depths, causing her to shake and tremble and moan.

Again and again, you slammed into her, and she kissed d'Eon harder. The so called Chevalier, who looked a little pathetic then, only lasted two more minutes before another impressive orgasm ripped through his body, his effeminate, girlish moans resounding and covering your own and Marie's voices as he spurted yet more cum, all over himself. 

It was a beautifully filthy sight, cum strands all over his own body, and some landing on Marie's silver hair.

You were reaching your own limits not much later. Marie's ass was worth fighting a war for, just to look at, and to experience it was something that Gods and Kings together would get on their knees for... and so you were about to burst, as her ass clung onto, and clamped down on, your cock, letting you go only long enough for you to pull back, then grabbing you all over again, massaging you as if desperately trying to milk you.

You shouted and roared, realizing that the minx was probably thinking the same as you were... both of you were close, and neither wanted to be the first, but the body can only endure so much, and so eventually, Marie came undone first, experience with the fiends of sex that inhabited Chaldea granting you this one miraculous edge, despite the perfection of Marie's ass and her technique...

Though her orgasm, and the wild spasms of her ass, threw you over the line ultimately, as you almost crashed down onto her, covering her back in a bestial way, her scream of pleasure, finally broken out of d'Eon's ass, covering your own announcement as you poured thick and heavy cream right up her tight ass.

Panting, you allowed your entire body to work off the lewd energy that coursed through it like electricity, moving by itself, the shocking bolts of pleasure racing through your body, until they came back to your crotch, each time letting loose another shot of semen, until you were almost entirely out...

Your final few shots landed all over Marie's perfect white ass, as you pulled your cock out and stroked them out, hypersensitive flesh almost hurting for a moment. 

Breathing heavily, you reached for the amulet hanging from your neck, Medea's gift. You always felt better remembering it was there. It reminded you of all the support behind you, and allowed you to regain your strength and get a second wind.

Your job wasn't done, after all, no matter how intense the orgasm Marie gave you was.

Marie sighed in pleasure. "Y-You're incredible... ahh, incredible, amazing, just incredibleee~!" she mewled. "Can you believe that, my cute chevalier?" she moaned. "You'll lose your anal virginity to a cock that gave me the strongest orgasm of my life... how lucky!" she said, "I envy you, it pains me to admit, this queen envies her own knight~!" 

You winced. "Was it-.."

"I'd rather not think about it," Marie said with an almost pained smile. "Let's just say I've since understood the importance of lubricant," she said.

"My- My queen, I could, I could never, if- if this man is your favorite, then, then I could never imagine the temerity of-"

"Pish posh bing bong," Marie said, scooting over, until she was at about eye level with d'Eon, then planting a kiss on his lips. "There! Now you can't complain, if you complain, I'll have to kiss you again!"

The queen's own knight seemed about ready to explode, you wouldn't be shocked if his face was radioactive. You approached, and Marie's hand, a little shaky, reached for your cock, aiming you at d'Eon's butthole. "Ahh... it's so hot and sticky and slick... ahh, I want it again, after you're done making my cute Chevalier into your sow, please do me again~!"

You winced. Damn, you couldn't imagine what sort of trouble you'd just gotten into, but... fuck, d'Eon's ass was so pretty, even his asshole looked cute and just so inviting..!

You couldn't resist, letting Marie guide you, until you were resting your tip against d'Eon's asshole.

You looked at him, his bright eyes focusing only for a moment. 

Sheer, complete and absolute obedience. That was the only thing you could see. If Marie said to let you fuck his ass, then he would let you fuck his ass. Absolute and incorruptible loyalty... what a strange thing to see, in a man you were about to turn into, to borrow Marie's own term, a female pig.

d'Eon's voice was not as lovely as Marie's, but it struck a different chord. The act was... a strange one. It wasn't your first time in a man's ass, but each one was unique. This wasn't Astolfo, but d'Eon was in many ways just as beautiful. That aristocratic, european nobility look was about the only thing they shared, but it was just...

It was hard to explain.

It was just dirty, lewd and filthy, and it felt mind boggingly good. 

d'Eon was insanely hot, even hotter and tighter than Marie. A vastly less experienced ass... no, an ass pussy. This was an ass pussy. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck..!" you growled out.

d'Eon whimpered at first, then... he came again! His balls quivered, his penis trembled, and then he shot semen all over himself.

"Ahh! such a waste!" Marie protested, leaning down and beginning to lick up all the semen that d'Eon had ejaculated, both previously and recently, her pink tongue licking up all the thick, white cum. The image was so hot!

"Ahhn, you're, getting even, even bigger inside meee!" d'Eon cried, "it's so big, it's sooo biggggghk!" he shouted. "I'm- I'm gonna break, I- I can never live without this agggaaahknn~!"

Marie giggled, licking up the remainder of semen, then she started playing with d'Eon's nipples. "Maybe it's too much to have a cock this good for a total anal noob!" Marie giggled. "But you look so pretty right now, my beloved knight," she said, "you've never been as beautiful as you are right now, as you become someone else's pig wife~!"

"Nhuuoo, m-mahjehjshtiee~!" d'Eon protested, as you began to slowly saw in and out of his ridiculously tight and hot hole, "am, am yyuoorrrssh!"

Marie trailed kisses up d'Eon's chest, starting with his left nipple, then kissed his lips, pulling back only to show you as she played with his tongue. "Mhm... you're so beautiful... I want to see you lose yourself... let go of your dignity, my knight, let go of that pride you cling to, and become your true self," she moaned. "Lose that stubborn humanity, and let me see the true pig within!"

d'Eon's eyes unfocused. Utter, complete and absolute loyalty, through the haze of pleasure and the pain of being stuffed in a hole that was only meant to be an exit.

Loyalty enough to betray his liege at her command, and to surrender to you...

You could almost FEEL d'Eon's body shifting around you, his ass eliminating its resistance. It lacked experience, it couldn't milk you like Marie could, but it could accept you, and make you feel at home. It could give you every indication that it wanted nothing more in life but to be fucked by you.

Because Marie demanded it.

You groaned in tremendous pleasure, and even more so, as you lost your own inhibitions, you began to let loose, increasing your speed until you were furiously pounding d'Eon's ass, every time you hilted yourself, reaching the bottom and taking him to max capacity, d'Eon shot more and more ropes of cum. A quickshot, no, a rapidfire even.

Every single time, his ass spasmed around your cock, every orgasm he felt, it seemed like more and more of him was gone, even more of the elegance of a knight was worn away, and the uncouth pig within was revealed.

d'Eon was becoming a sow, with every thrust of your cock!

And Marie seemed to be having the time of her life, weakly straddling d'Eon's face, and then sitting there, lewdly groaning as d'Eon began to give her asshole a tongue-based deep cleaning.

"Fuuuck, this is... insane..!" you muttered. "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum right up this pig knight's tight ass!"

"Do it!" Marie said, leaning forward and throwing her hands over your shoulders, dragging you in until you were face to face with her, her eyes focused on yours, fierce and clear. "Cum inside, fill him up, completely..! I want to see his belly bulge, I want to see him fat like a pregnant sow!" she said. "Take ownership of this sow knight!"

You hadn't ever stopped pounding d'Eon even for a second, and Marie's pleas coursed through your body like a raging fire, reaching into your balls, which answered with all their fury, working overtime to produce thick and plentiful semen.

"I'm gonna cum, I'm cumming, I'm, cu, cCUMMIINNNG!" you shouted.

Marie's lips immediately captured yours, and your entire mind went white, very distantly, very far, you felt something... a rumbling, a tickling feeling, a very slight electric shock... and then it washed over you, as the dam burst, you felt a torrent of hot magma course through your cock, you felt the mind shattering pleasure that went off like a bomb, your entire body shaking as you came, and came, and then came some more, all of it filling up d'Eon, expanding his tummy as Marie had begged you, until finally, you could cum no more, and collapsed on the ridiculously comfortable silken sheets, on your side.

Marie followed you, crashing down beside you, giggling to herself. Together, weakly, the two of you pulled d'Eon up, between the two of you, clinging to him as he became the meat in your sandwich. The knight was out like a light, and you knew you were going to follow him soon. That was some seriously intense fucking.

Marie hummed a little tune, as she settled down.

"If only there'd been a man like you, back then," she muttered, "ahh, alas, life is what it is," she said. 

You nodded, closing your eyes, almost lost on listening to her song as she began humming once more.

Before you let sleep take you, you heard Marie's voice once more. "I still wanted another go... We'll do it... tomorrow..."