Hotel Chaldea Ep. Erogame (Patreon)

"I'm not exactly good at games of chance you know," I said.

"Hello, yes, is this mister I drew Ash Blossom in my opening hand three times in a row?" your second assistant, the blonde Magician Girl, Mana for short, spoke.

"Oh, I'm not taking this from miss Dragoons up the wazoo," you responded.

"Should I bring up the fact that I was quite literally cheating and I still could not match up to your topdecking?" Koyanskaya said, bitterly. "Or do we just skip that?"

The Master chuckled, as she spread the cards. "That's cool, this game's way, way more forgiving than that though!" she spoke, bringing them together and then beginning to goddamn juggle and card shuffle like a pro. Each of the four of you was wearing a specifically prepared outfit, with carefully counted pieces of clothing, each of which matched to one of the tokens you'd been given.

Eight tokens. Pants, shirt, jacket, shoes, socks, briefs, hat and tie. Plus a ninth, final token, that would mark your elimination from the game, should you lose it, a token simply marked with your name in it. That one, of course, couldn't be played until all the other ones were gone.

To your left, Mana wore a blue and pink dress that somewhat resembled her usual choice of wear, a bit on the cute side with those pastel colors, but definitely designed to be sexy, with a large and pointy hat of her own. Her dress was cut very high, revealing more than enough to call it indecent, and showing off the entirety of her thighs and part of her butt. You knew she was wearing a very high riding thong. Her tokens were much like yours, with the tie replaced with a ribbon wrapped around her neck, and socks replaced with the thighs that made her legs look impeccable. Her dress was shoulderless, but she wore a sort of weird half jacket that actually completed the look very well.

To your right, was Koyanskaya. It was odd to see her in anything other than her usual skin tight latex suit, but she rocked the fancy winter lady getup very well. She had dressed herself, fitting of the situation, in a bunny outfit, ears included. A white body glove with a pink and black leotard and jacket over it that gave her a strange combination of showlady, magician, and casino bunny, and on top of all of that, an extremely thick and fluffy looking coat that made you want one for when the next winter came. It seemed that her complicated outfit, however, granted her no advantages, for she held the exact same number of tokens.

And finally, directly opposite you, was the Master. She had exchanged her usual outfit for a very regal and formal looking dress, in a sort of military royalty style. If you had to guess, it would be the sort of thing you would expect a warrior prince or princess to wear at a ceremony, in royal blue, with golden epaulettes on her shoulders, single breasted... she even wore a tiny and golden clip on crown to complete the look, and it didn't take long for you to realize she had one token less than everyone else.

"I only count seven," you said, looking at her.

"Oh that?" the masters said, waving her hand, "I'm only wearing seven separate articles of clothing, so only seven tokens."

You had absolutely no idea how her outfit came even close to working so you just accepted it.

The master then brought the cards together in her hands and shuffled one final time. "Alright, everyone knows the rules, right?" she asked. "Turns go clockwise, colors or numbers must match," she spoke, nodding as everyone nodded to her in turn. She then  smirked. "Well, to make this one a bit more interesting, I've taken the liberty to make a couple of... changes, I'm sure you'll enjoy them."

She nodded to herself, then handed the deck to her left, to Koyanskaya, for her to cut the deck. Immediately following that, she dealt the cards, face down, seven per person. You had all number cards, which wasn't uncommon, but having no action cards was a bit annoying. The deck was put in the middle, and she flipped the first card on it, revealing a red seven. Good, you had a yellow seven and two red cards, so a decent start, no matter what the person to your left, Mana, did.

Unless...

Mana giggled. "Really? you're one devious lady, aren't you, Miss Ritsuka?" she asked.

Koyanskaya shook her head. "Of course," she said, chuckling on her own.

"What's going on? Am I missing something?" you asked.

"Well, that's some good info," Mana said, "I thought I told you about poker faces, Master," she chastised. "Well, I guess this means punishment is in order. Here you go," she said, laying a red card on the table, the card read "kiss me or draw 2"

You blinked. "What? That's not a standard card."

"I did say I made changes," the Master said, giggling a little. "So, what'll it be?"

You shrugged, turned to Mana, grabbed her cheek with your hand, and macked her right then and there, trading spit and tongue with her. She giggled, face slightly red. "That was good~"

"Then the dare is passed, no draw," the master said, making finger guns at you. "Reds go," she said.

You nodded, played a red three, and then Koyanskaya played another challenge card, this one reading "show your underwear or draw 2".

The Master giggled, but then she played her own challenge card, a +4 this time.

You vaguely remembered official rules saying you weren't supposed to do that, but didn't remember if anyone had ever played with that rule ever.

Finally, the round made its way back to you, with a total of ten cards and three dares for you to complete. Without having any action cards of your own, you looked at all three of them, each holding their dare card. You groaned, rolled your eyes, and stood up. First you undid your pants, and let them drop, showing your underwear. Second, as the Master demanded, you struck a pose that showed off your butt, sticking it out, and then enduring a trio of spanks from each of the women. She'd even gone as far as to draw the pose you were supposed to take on the card.

Finally, Mana held her own card up, and you looked at her for a few solid seconds... and then slowly began drawing four cards. Technically, you'd completed two of the dares, so two of the cards were negated.

"Awww..." Mana slumped.

Putting the card back on the pile, without having looked at it, you sighed. "Okay, fine," you said, using your hand to stimulate your parts within your pants, ensuring that you had an erection. Why, exactly, there was a card to give yourself an erection or draw four, you didn't know. Probably just the master's weirdness at play.

"Yay!"

Unfortunately, it made putting your pants back on quite uncomfortable, and the way you were these days, your erection could last quite a long time. Surrounded by extremely beautiful women, all of whom you had seen in varying stats of undress and in the throes of pleasure... yeah... the atmosphere would keep you hard for some time.

But making Mana happy was worth it, you had to admit.

Finally, it was your turn again, and you played a green card this time, the wild allowing you to go forth with whatever you wanted. The rounds continued - Koyanskaya played a challenge, the master would have to either show her tits or skip her turn, and that was how you learned that she wasn't wearing a bra either, since she had no objection to showing off her sweater puppies. 

The round continued after that, and the initial onslaught of challenge cards slowed down, but some of them started being a bit more difficult to pull off. You had to kiss Koyanskaya first, and later the Master, to avoid drawing cards, and Mana had then been made to show off the tiny little thong she wore, and then balance on one foot, and so on.

Then the failures started - and the simple draw cards without a challenge to get out of them, and the skips, and the reverses... all the way until you were left with three cards, Koyanskaya with four, the Master with two, and...

"Uno!" Mana called.

You played a number, so did Koyanskaya, and then finally...

The Master put down a card. "Perform anal fingering, or draw 10."

Your jaw nearly dropped. "You... made that?"

"I made lots of cards," she said, smiling at Mana. "So-"

But Mana giggled. "You think such a thing is going to stop me from going for the win!?" she said, turning around, flipping the back of her dress out of the way, and pulling her thong down, just enough to reveal her pink, tightly puckered butthole, between her asscheeks, and then after wetting two of her fingers with saliva, proceeded to slip them up her rectum.

She moaned, at first. "Oooah, this, this feels better, with an audience!"

"The fact that you do this on your private time is thoroughly unsurprising," Koyanskaya snarked. "Why is everyone you get close to a pervert?" she asked, turning to you.

"Hey, you're close to me too!" you defended yourself.

"And I've literally been with more men in one night than most women will in their entire lives, not entirely by choice but still," she said. 

You frowned.

"Aaahn, masteeer, look at me, look at my dirty actions~ I love when you watch me~!"

The master giggled. "Personally," she said, "I'm quite happy you surround yourself with fun people," she said, winking. "Alright, that's enough."

Mana giggled, and pulled her fingers out, blowing a kiss at you. "I've been training to be able to pleasure you with my butt whenever you want~!"

"Is that an invitation?" you asked, raising an eyebrow.

"For later, because this round is mine!" she said, slamming her final card down, a blue five, ending the round, after many a challenge, and a few embarrassing failures.

You took your hat off, the master removed her cute little crown, and Koyanskaya removed her thick, fluffy coat. Each of you looked at each other, put another token forward, and then, the second round began, with Mana being the dealer this time.

For once, however, you had a couple of action cards. The first round around went without incident, but then... You slammed the card that would force Koyanskaya to draw down.

She looked at the card, then at you, with a face of disgust... and then sighed. "You know if you want me to do that, you literally only have to ask, right? As your secretary, I'm obligated to give you every courtesy."

"Stop stalling! Stop stalling!" the other two crowed, giggling like lunatics.

Koyanskaya rolled her eyes, stood up, and then danced a cute little dance, shaking her bottom, and striking a pose with her hands held above her head, and an expression of pure and vile hatred on her face, "I'm a little teapot..." she began the song. 

After she finished the song, and the accompanying dance, she sat down and glared at you, you clapped and accepted her task as complete. The round continued, until the Master played a reverse order card, and then Koyanskaya put down her revenge.

You could just take the four to skip... but there was a part of you that absolutely refused to allow her that victory, and so... you hummed, and she stood up, offering her bottom to you, as you came down and planted a big, wet and sloppy kiss on each of her ass cheeks. She had made you, quite literally, kiss her ass.

But she had not made you draw cards, and that was what mattered. The round continued, and further and further, it was obvious that the dare cards were starting to change a bit in terms of contents. It seemed like some sort of switch had been flipped, when the card that had made you kiss Koyanskaya's ass was played.

Soon enough, the order was reversed again, and then you found yourself kissing Mana's crotch through her tiny thong, much to her giggles. Next Mana spent the rest of the round seated on your lap, and the Master was made to put a condom on a dildo with just her mouth by Koyanskaya.

And it only continued getting lewder, spicier, and more dangerous from there, especially as the rounds came and went, and the articles of clothing began to dwindle

Mana won the first two rounds, but that was about the end of her luck, and everyone's tokens seemed to eventually equalize... in fact, all you were left with was exactly one token, an hour and a half into the game.

Koyanskaya wore nothing but the black leotard with a fluffy white tail and the black bunny ears, though her tits were out and revealed for all to see, slightly reddened and looking noticeably wet, not shocking considering you'd sucked on them pretty hard to avoid drawing four cards.

To your left, Mana wore nothing but her thong, which... well, might as well not be there, considering it was soaked through from having to sit on your erection for all of last game. You had almost came, brought to orgasm by her thighs.

And directly in front of you, the Master wore only her panties as well, though hers was a slightly more sensible blue, white and gold pair that went with her outfit.

Unfortunately... it all came down to the final card, and you laid it down, a red seven to end the final round, as each of the girls lost their final token, making you the winner of the night... though that, of course, didn't stop them from stripping naked right then and there, each of them grumbling about the loss. 

You grinned, then were struck by their discarded clothes, the thick scent of their arousal, built up along the night, hitting you all at once, concentrated as it was by the last articles of clothing they had worn. 

You laughed. "I guess it's my victory, ladies," you said, finally. 

"Not just yet," the master said, raising the final token, labelled with her name, and putting it down. "We've still got one."

"That's right, it's not over, until it's over!" Mana added, fire in her eyes, putting down her own token.

"If you think I'm going to allow you to walk away after having defeated me like this, you've got another thing coming!" Koyanskaya added, throwing her own final token into the mix.

You looked at each of them, sighed, and then prepared to deal.

The final game was the most pitched and cruel of them all. The dares were coming out at their harshest and most dangerous. You weren't sure how some of those hadn't come up yet, but still...

Mana sat on your lap as you fingered her wildly, as the timer ran. The sound of her wet and naughty pussy gushing fluids and spraying them about, staining the green lining of the table with her love juices, her sweet moans coming out and intensifying every time you pinched and rolled her nipple between your fingers, and finally, the shrieking cry of her orgasm, as you brought her to her limit, were all you could focus on.

"Just in time, with half a second's leeway!" the master said, "dare complete, no draw!"

Mana giggled, drunkenly. "Aawwiee, master's too gooood~!" she moaned.

Next, a dare for Koyanskaya, which she quickly got to work on, getting between your knees, revealing your cock from your briefs, and then wasting little time in blowing you as hard and violently as she could. She only had three minutes to make you cum, and even though Ritsuka and Mana cheered her on, it was to no avail, all the strength, discipline and control you'd been taught, every exercise that Medb and Scathach had taught you, and the tips and tricks that Fergus had shown you, came together, allowing you to last exactly two seconds longer than three minutes, and so, even though you did give Koyanskaya a thick and creamy treat for her trouble, she still had to draw four.

The Master was next, and Koyanskaya put down the challenge card, but much like you with Mana, it seemed that the redhead was quite capable of making the pink haired bunny cry out in pleasure. Koyanskaya turned around and offered her butthole up to be munched upon, which the master took to with gusto, fingering her pussy at the same time as she ate the bunny's ass, making Koyanskaya cum well before the time limit came up.

It would be Mana's turn for a dare next, and after a moment for the master to go to the supplies closet of the game's room, and then come back with a strap on dildo of all things, Mana would take her own sweet time fucking the master's juicy pussy at first, then going on a powerful, rampaging frenzy at the last moment, managing to make the master come undone at the final second, the redhead announcing her orgasm with a lustful cry.

Mana's next challenge was deflected by a reverse order card, and it would instead be the master's task to bring the blonde to orgasm touching nothing but her breasts, and though she did manage it, it was about five seconds after the cutoff time, making the master draw two cards.

Next, Koyanskaya was to use her feet and nothing but her feet to make the Master cum. The redhead wound up laying on the ground while Koyanskaya displayed staggering mastery of stomping technique, stimulating the master's pussy thoroughly and completely, even going as far as using her toes to flick her clit and bring her to orgasm, well under the required time limit.

Not that it would help her when she gave you another challenge, that made you bend her over the desk, and fuck her into it until she could no longer even speak, even when you had met the goal within the first four minutes, you kept going for a good ten.

The next challenge was for Mana, and remembering a comment she'd made earlier, you had her sit on your cock, her hungry butthole swallowing up your cock in extreme pleasure, clearly her training was not for naught, and she squeezed and massaged your cock, and then began to bounce her hips on you, for a well done success.

And so on, and so forth, the challenges going crazier and crazier with time, even to the point of requiring assistance from each other just to meet the position requirements... well into the wee hours of the morning, as nobody wanted to be the first to tap out, the first to lose.

All four of you were exhausted, barely even capable of going on, when the door to the game room opened, Mashu walking in pushing a trolley, wearing a white apron, and bringing with her a smile that spoke of extreme amusement. "Good morning, everyone!" she said.

You managed to lift your head. "gmorn'n..."

The echoes confirmed everyone else was awake.

Mashu set the trolley beside the table, and used a wet clot to wipe the table off of the sexual fluids. Chaldea's technology never disappointed, the green lining looking pristine after a few passes with the cloth Mashu cleaned it with, before putting the tray with cups of steaming hot coffee on it. 

"Wgrhahrm," the master grumbled, taking the cup.

"Who won?" Mashu asked. "Well... all three of you were cheating," she said, looking at Mana, the Master and Koyanskaya. "So he wins by default."

You blinked. "Blegh? Ch'tn'?" you grumbled.

"Yeah... I mean, I can understand why you wouldn't have noticed, but, well," Mashu pulled her cellphone from her apron pocket, and showed you a video of Mana and the master literally searching for the next card they were going to use within the deck, while you were busy plowing Koyanskaya into the ground. 

You looked at them. "Seriously?!" you asked, then laughed. "Thank you," you added.

"No problem," Mashu said. "I'm glad all of you had fun. I'm sorry I couldn't participate, training was a killer."

You nodded. You'd had to set up the free day with Scathach just to make it to today.

"Don't worry about anything else, we'll handle the cleanup," she said, "you guys just go get some rest, alright?" she said. 

You nodded. It would take a bit of a while before you could get dressed and vacate the premises... but eventually, you'd go back to your room and crash for a good day's sleep, whereupon you dreamed about eggplants.